If you're ever bored one day, here are a list of things to occupy you ! Go ahead, bookmark this page now to keep this as a reference ^-^ merher herrrr.
Practice your ty-chi in the street. Wave your arms all around like you know what you are doing.
Pretend to be a car - Make appropriate revving as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Challenge a stranger to an old fashion duel, for insulting your intelligence ?
Chew and bite on your arm until someone notices !
Pretend to communicate, when in public, with your home planet.
Put your shoes on the opposite feet when out shopping ?
Crawl around whilst singing the music from Mission Impossible !
Repeating call someone John and get mad when they say that's not their name ?
Declare war on a shop assistant !
Defend your friends or strangers from flesh eating robots.
Run around in squares.
Say "blink-blink" every time a friend blinks !
Shout "shut up, SHUT UP," and hit your head in public ?
Smell EVERYTHING new you come across.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around - This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Walk around as a body guard for a day for one of your friends ?
Wear a lampshade on your head all day !
Hug a stranger then apologize saying you thought they were your grandmother !
Peel a banana with your feet in public ?
- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a bed of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your pillow X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Give your goldfish a perm
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RandomBasically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
