34. Tell the manager that the fried chickens at KFC are way better.
35. Stand on a table and scream "This burger taste like dog food!".
36. Tell the employees that they are wasting their time.
37. poop on poeple
38. get a bat and kick poeple and use the bat to blow up cars!!!!
40. Smash the tip jar with a hammer and scream, "FUCK!"
41. Yell at the guy who pours the drinks, "Stop peeing in the cups!!!"
42. Drive into the glass door with your car and say "I'M HERE."
43. Run in with a rifle, tricycle, and scuba suit and say you're ready to work.
44. Run behind the counter and spit in the french fries.
45. Get behind the cash register and act like GIR.
46.Tell the manager that your dog loves the Ronald McDonald model...It reminds him of his favourite tree.
47. Take a drink of youre soda and spit it all-over the kid at the other table and say you want a refund.
48. Take Meta Knight there. He'll cut up his food. Everyone will look at him like he's got to heads. He'll say, "What? I like my food cut! So what?"
49. Take Kirby there. He'll eat up all his food, including the trash, and even go for seconds.
50. Say, "There's dead cow in this burger! Can I get another?"
51. Come into the restaurant, sit down and eat a meal from Burger King.
53. While a guy who works there is leaving to go to home, when they come out put sugar in his gas tank.
53. Go up and say to the manager "Um.........what is McDonalds?"
54. Tell their burgers taste like real burgers.
55. Tell the president that McDonalds is cooking and killing cows to make them extinct.
56. Tell the manager what's the point of the building's existance if no one comes to have pleasure.
57. take a gun in and shoot the ronald staute thing then say i have saved the world from the evil clown known best as ronald mcdonald
58. Say "You spit on my burgers"
58. Dress up in a delivery guy costume and show up with a box with the McDonalds logo on it and yell to the manager: "Is this the rat poo you ordered, sir?" Really loud.
59. Say, "YOU ARE NOOBS!!!!!! YOU SHALL GET OWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
60. Yell really loudly,"THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
61. Sit on the counter, fart, then spit in the tip jar.
62. Sigh really loudly while sitting at the tables. If nobody notices, sigh even louder until someone asks what's wrong with you.
63. Scream cuss words from the top of your lungs.
64. Kick down the door and barge in saying you found a hair in your burger.
65. Slap the manager then shoot the windows apart with a gun.
66. Tell the cashier you'll have one of everything. Then wehile they're still cooking your food, run out the door and never come back.
67. Tape this poster all over the windows: "You have FAILED! Please die"
68. Dress up like a health inspector and sy "This I would rate a F+ because how much dead cat and raw meat in it." While someone is eating the food you were talking about.
69.Bring the king from the CD-I game ad make him say "Miah boy" until the manager kicks the king and you out.
70.Take the meat out of the burgers and replace them with shit.
71. Go on in!....Wearing a HASMAT(sp?) suit.
72. Ask for pizza then say fine! then I'll go to Pizza hut.
Empolyee: Who needs ya!?
73. Set a hundred hamsters free throughout the restaurant.
74. Pretend you are the president of the Mcdonalds business and demand a free burger.
75. Go on in and say, "This isn't Burger King!"
76. Enter and then say, "Oh wrong place. Excuse me but where is Burger King? They have much better food than you ever will."
77. Blow your nose in a handkerchief in the manager's face.
78. Yell out the lyrics to "Naruto" on top of the counter.
79. Get nausious from their food.
80. Say there's alcohol in the food.
81. Say there's dead animal in the food.
82. Light the Ronald McDonald Statue on fire.
83. When it's your turn to order, get close to the worker's ear and very carefuly, whisper, "I have lice."
84. Go in the kitchen aisle and start playing house.
85. go up to the manager and whisper in his ear "I'd tap that...... twice.
More ideas:
Walk in dressed as an employee and when they try to kick you out say: "Leave me alone, im Mcworking."
bring in a pitbull and laugh when people run from it.
Change your order a bizzilion times until they call the manager
Stand there in front of the counter like Patrick! xD
"may I take your order?" "I'll have... duh........"
Wear a burger king costume and sign autographs
Constantly demand something not on their menu.
Go through the Drive-Thru, open your door, and try to leap through the serving window demanding a free soda.
scream when they ask ou what you want
Sing this- Bring a buddy to.
DO YOU LIKE WHOPPERS?
YEAH WE LIKE WHOPPERS!
DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
NO WE HATE PANCAKES!
DO YOU LIKE FRENCH FRIES?
YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH FRIES!
DUDUDUDU CAN'T WAIT TO GET A KING-FUL
WHOPPERS!
WHOPPERS!
WHOPPERS!
DUDUDUDU CAN'T WAIT TO GET A KING-FUL
DO YOU LIKE BIG MAC'S?
NO THEY TASTE LIKE CHARCOAL!
DO YOU LIKE FISHIES?
NO THEY FEEL LIKE BREAD CRUMBS!
DO YOU LIKE THEIR FRENCH FRIES?
NO THEY SOUND LIKE PINEAPLLES!
EWEWEWEW CAN'T WAIT TO DUMP IT ON YOU!
Start eating all the ketchup packets. And then play like you were stabbed. (kellin in king for a day ahem)
Paint a Nazi symbol on Ronald Mcdonald's forehead.
Get behind the counter, use the mike, and scream into it "Y'all are 'bout to get RAPED!"
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