The Only Exception- Glee

11. Sue Sylvester Shuffle

"It's the only thing I know."  

Despite Sue's protests that Katy Perry's 'California Girls' would have been perfect for the former Californian in the room to sing, Becca refused. She was happily content clutching a fire extinguisher in her hand as she sits next to Sue and Becky. Once the Cheerios are done with their routine, Becca applauds them. It gets cut short by Sue pushing her hand down, stopping her. Speaking into the megaphone, Sue lets her feelings known, "I'm bored. Ladies, I am at a loss. Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map."

Brittany goes to recount what Sue has told them all about how she directed a made for TV movie about Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Still not satisfied, Sue turns to Becky informing her on an idea to make her interested in the Cheerios again, "You will each enhance your bust with an additional pair of chicken cutlets, in an attempt to add some jiggle to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed."

"Coach," Becca called out, getting her glance at her, "this is literally the most elaborate routine the Cheerios have ever done. There's pyro and extreme sports. Most other teams just stand there and look pretty."

Quinn couldn't help but agree, "Beck's right, we're a shoo-in at Regionals next week, and we're the favorite to win at Nationals."

Sue couldn't hear this. She was just too bored. Even Santana slapping herself with a chicken cutlet couldn't help her. Quinn tried to reason with her Coach but that did nothing. Sue soon dismissed her Cheerios before turning to the girl who was putting the fire extinguisher back in it's spot. "Teddy Bear." She calls out, "You know technical people right?"

Becca couldn't help but agree. Working in technical theatre got her to be able to know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. The cheerleading coach cut right to the chase, "Do you know someone who can get me a cannon? I have an idea for us to win regionals."

The student was surprised, but answered, "I'm pretty sure we'll win then and I know someone. How big of a cannon are we talking about? Like how many pounds of confetti are we talking?"

"Big enough to shoot a person out of." Becca glances at her, fearful now for her three friends and the rest of the Cheerios lives. "I'm thinking of trying to shoot Brittany out of it."

The girl has enough, she was done. "I refused to help you with this. I don't not want to be responsible for Brittany- or anyone, but especially Brittany -gets hurt. If you are going to do this, then I'm done. I quit." Becca quickly ran out of there, ignoring the Cheerleading coach calling out to her.

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