Basically the last one for this book. Don't worry there will be a second outcast book!
I tried to update yesterday yet it decided to be a piece of sh*t! :D
Most of these are vines, tiktoks, or random crap from YouTube. Your welcome!
Lots of cursing as usual!
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Mari: Sometimes I like to pretend I'm tall! But I'm just standing on a chair...
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Romeo: ayyy Amour, can you get me a bag of chips?
Amour: nah, the only bag they have left is this bag of knives.
Romeo: .....why would they put that in there?
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Aspen: I care about you. Here have some pinecones on a stick. You'll love it. *smiles*
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Chris: so, is there anything you want want to say to the lovely people reading this tonight?
Amour: *grins* My favorite color is blood.
Chris: alright.
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Mari: I have a drinking problem, I'm not old enough, that's the problem.
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Lockheart: hi I'm Lockheart with a B and I've been afraid on insects my entire life.
Gael: stop. Where's the B?
Lockheart: Theres a bee!?
Mari: -_-
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Creator: Thats it, you're grounded! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Coby: This house is a f**king nightmare!
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Cyrus: aww look. *smacks his throat* Wake up b*tch!
Mari: *cough attack*
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Cupid: this is the perfect moon for a werewolf to come out!
Asher: I'm gay.
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Coby: Hey mom am I adopted?
Creator: No, why the f**k would I want you?
Coby: okay....
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Asher: Damn this steak is dummy thicc.
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Mari: How's the weather up there?
Cyrus: *spits water* Its raining.
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Romeo: I'm a virgin! *throws dishes*
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Cyrus: put down your weapon!
Amour: I don't have a weapon.
Cyrus: that's a weapon!
Amour: this is a bucket.
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Coby: two bros, chilling in the hot tub! Five feet apart cuz they're not gay!
Cupid and Hallow glare at him.
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Cupid: hey, how are you doing?
Jasper: well I'm doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside.
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Mari: daddy?
Cyrus: DO I LOOK LIKE-!?
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Lockheart: you know, sometimes I think to myself, what are you waiting for you dumb stupid f**k?
Cupid: -_-
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Romeo: suck a d**k, suck a d**k! Suck a mothetf**king d**k!
Lockheart: Suck a d**k, suck a huge or small d- *playing piano*
Creator: -_- Why must you both ruin everything?
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Cupid: Hi! How are you tonight?
Lockheart: I want to f**king die!
Cupid: same.
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Cyrus: you like being in the front seat?
Mari: yeah!
Cyrus: *slams on breaks* Wear a seatbelt then.
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Romeo: ayy yo! Suck my wiggly d*ck!
Cupid: *eye twitch*
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Aspen: Take it away Igniter!
Igniter: And IIIIIIIIII--- HOLY SH*T!
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Creator: *holding a baby Bryce*
Bryce: *Cute baby fish noises*
Mari: what the f**k is that!?
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Fear: WHERE'S MY F**KING GLASSES!?
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Hallow: Telephone.
Creator: F**k the phone!
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Romeo: *on phone* The doctor doesn't need to know about that! Don't you ever, talk about my d**ks without my permission! *hangs up*
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Mari: Is there any eggnog left?
Chris: your mom is the one who d**ks with the eggnog! Not me!
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Jasper: Victoria treated me like a sh*t.
Creator: is that why you two got a divorce?
Jasper: That, and her spaghetti sucked d**k.
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*phone rings*
Lockheart: EAT MY SHORT D**K!
Cupid: *eye twitch*
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Igniter: F**K SALT!
Aspen: -_-
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Cyrus: You change your glasses more than you change your damn shirt. Why don't you try wearing a different shirt for once in your life?
Fear: Why don't you just f**k off!?
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Romeo: Ooh~ Nice shoes!
Lockheart: Thanks they're my a** kickers.
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Yep, lots of cursing as usual.
Anyway, I should be sleeping but nah. Imma go pay off my debt to Tom Nook.
See you guys later~!