FM: Yo, X!
X: Huh? Yes, FM?
FM: Got a report, a group of five are stealing from a jewelry store!
X: Uh oh! Alright, let's go!
X made a u-turn and stepped on the gas pedal.
FM: Whoa! Mind the other vehicles! This isn't GTA V!
X: *Raises an eyebrow* ...
FM: Anyways...
Penguin: ...
FM: Who's a good little wittle penguin? That's right, you are-
X slammed his foot on the brakes, causing the penguin to go flying through the windshield.
FM: MY PENGUIN!!!
X: Don't worry, it's fine! See?
Penguin: *Split in half* Please... Kill meh...
X: ...Eheheheh... Maybe not... Anyways, let's get in there-
The criminals ran out of the jewelry store and started firing at the police cruiser.
FM: OH, SHIT! GET DOWN!
Criminal 1: Where's our getaway vehicle?!
Criminal 2: Over there!
X: Crap! *Grabs his radio* We need back up! We're getting shot to hell!
Criminal 3: WOOHOO! Look at all of these stones! This will be quite a score!
FM: I can't peek, or my head will be blown off!
X: ...Dispatch! Are you there?! We need backup!
FM: Wait... Oh, fuck...! I think the others are out eating donuts!
X: ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?!?!
Criminal 4: No point in wasting bullets on the car! Just torch it!
One of the criminals opened the trunk and stuffed a grenade into it.
FM: *Head shrinks*
X: Ohhhhh, shit...
The grenade exploded and destroyed the police cruiser.
FM/X: WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Criminal 1: Haha! Well, that was rather easy!
Criminal 2: Let's get out of here before-
Infinite came out of nowhere and started sliding on the floor, he took his Pack-A-Punched Ray Gun out and shot all of the criminals in the legs, incapacitating them.
Criminal 5: AGH, MY FUCKING LEG!
Criminal 3: Ow...! That really hurt!
Crystal kicked the guns away and smiled.
Infinite: Busted!
FM: *Gets up* Oh, thank god!
X: Thanks for the help, you two!
Infinite: No problemo!
Crystal: Anytime!
FM and X handcuffed the group of criminals.
X: Problem is... We're all alone, today.
Infinite: Huh?
FM: The rest of the police force are somewhere pigging out on dounts.
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
