Xenomorph Party

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Greg watched the Xenomorphs run around and fight, while the Xenomorph Queen screeched and got their attention.

Xenomorph 1: Dafuq?

Xenomorph 2: Yes, our queen?

Xenomorph Queen: Greg demands a group of you go to Earth and plant a few eggs in the city! A hive can be created if we succeed!

Xenomorph 3: Great plan!

Greg: *Alien noises*

The Xenomorphs gathered a bunch of eggs and ran into a escape pod, as it flew out of the spaceship and headed towards Earth. Mario suddenly appeared and smiled.

Mario: Hello there!

Xenomorph: General Mario, I presume?

Mario: The attempt was a failure... Sorry, Greg...

Greg shook his head a little and accepted Mario's apology.

Mario: Phew. BUT! Look who I have!

Behind Mario, was Luna tied to a chair.

Luna: HEY! WHEN MOM AND DAD REALIZE I'M MISSING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL YOU!

Mario slapped Luna across the face.

Luna: OW!

Mario: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!

Greg: *Alien language*

A Facehugger emerged from a hole in the wall and saw Luna tied to the chair.

Facehugger: Babeh, you are sexeh! >:D

Luna: Wot?

The Facehugger attached itself onto Luna's face.

Luna: ... *Muffled* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

The wolfal continued to scream as Mario laughed evilly.

Greg: :)

Mario: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough* *Cough* Ugh... DAMMIT!

Greg chuckled a little, as Mario got naked and started to dance.

Mario: *Retarded singing*

Xenomorph 4: Jesus... I gotta stop taking that space meth...

Meanwhile...

Hurk shot down a UFO with his rocket launcher, as it crashed in front of him.

Infinite: Nice shot, Hurk!

Hurk: Thanks! More of them are incoming!

A swarm of aliens ran at the Multiversal Heroes while waving their weapons around in the air.

Aliens: *Annoying riot noise*

Hurk: I've got this.

Blizzard: You sure?

Hurk: I AM sure.

Hurk put on sunglasses and lit a cigar as he began to smoke.

Viger: Smokin's bad for ya, mate!

Hurk held up a detonator and pressed a button, which set off tons of C4s hidden in the ground below the aliens spraying blood and sending limbs flying everywhere.

Hurk: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Crystal: DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!

SB123 Mario: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!

Aeris grabbed a trash can and began to throw up in it.

Aeris: BBBLLLLLLLEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!

Phoenix: Whoa!

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