Mario: *Sigh*
Bowser: Damn it... I cannot believe Shadownova did something so sadistic...
Infinite was sitting at the table drunk, with tons of beer bottles around him.
Mario: I feel guilty...
Bowser: Look... It's not your fault, Mario. It's Shadownova's. He was the one who tricked Infinite into killing his own daughter.
Mario: Oh, Mama Mia...
Infinite: Fuck this...
Bowser: Hmm... I have an idea!
Mario: What is it?
Bowser: Remember when we went fishing?
Mario: Yes...?
Bowser: Well...
Bowser threw Mario into a car and jumped into it.
Mario: OW! HEY, MOTHERFUCKER!
Bowser began to drive while singing like a retard.
Mario: Where are you taking me?
Bowser: We're gonna make another cooking episode! I used my money to buy this awesome kitchen!
Mario's head turned three-hundred and sixty degrees.
Mario: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...
Bowser suddenly took a left and parked near E.Gadd's lab.
Mario: Wait, why are we here?
Bowser: You'll see.
Bowser grabbed Mario and ran inside of the lab, where E.Gadd was practising pick-up lines to one of his Love-Bots.
E.Gadd: Hey, angel! U da sexi!
Love-Bot: Thank you, professor. Come here and give me a kiss.
E.Gadd was about to give the Love-Bot a kiss until Bowser charged into the room.
Mario: HERE'S JOHNNY!
Bowser: Hey, E.Gadd, can we- What the fuck...?
E.Gadd: *Homer Simpson scream*
E.Gadd threw the Love-Bot into a room full of other Love-Bots and closed the door.
Mario: Uhhh...
E.Gadd:
Bowser: JESUS CHRIST!!!
E.Gadd: Sorry... Anyways, what DO you two want?
Bowser: I want you to make Mario smart again.
Mario: *Sr Pelo gasp*
E.Gadd: *Jontron voice* WHAT?! Oh, hell nooooooooooooahhhh!
Bowser: Why? I think Mario being smart is a good thing!
E.Gadd: HE'LL JUST THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM AGAIN OVER SPAGHETTI!
Bowser made an unamused face and breathed fire on E.Gadd, as the professor began to scream and run around his lab.
E.Gadd: AHHHH!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! OH, FUCK!
Bowser: Now...
Bowser grabbed the Smart-Boi 2000 and pointed it at Mario.
Mario: *Derp face* Pingas.
Viger: *Loses his shit*
Charmx: Oh, come on!
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
