If Mario Was in... Happy Wheels

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Mario mashed the keys on his computer while speeding through his game.

Infinite: What are you playing, Mario?

Mario: I'm playing... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY WHEELS!!!

Infinite: Okay then...

Mario: I'm streaming right now! One-thousand people are watching!

The plumber sped through a level as Irresponsible Dad and cheered loudly.

Infinite: Might want to be quiet, Mario. It's night.

Mario: How dare you. I don't like quiet. I like loud.

Infinite: *Facepalm*

Infinite walked out of the room while Mario continued to cheer loudly.

Crystal: Jesus Christ... 

SMG4: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

Mario: FAK YOU!!!

Luna: Ugh... I'm trying to sleep, I feel like shit...

Raiko: Ssshhh... 

Clark walked into the room and gave Luna a bowl of soup.

Luna: Thanks, Clarky.

Infinite: Hmm... Is there anything even on?

Crystal: Not really. We should watch a movie instead.

Infinite: Good idea. How about Guardians of the Galaxy?

Crystal: Sure.

Infinite: YEET!

Infinite threw the disc into the DVD player, as the movie began to play.

Crystal: *Giggle* Nice throw, honey.

Blizzard suddenly crashed through the ceiling and landed on top of Infinite.

Infinite: OOF!!!

Blizzard: Oooooooooooooooooooooh! Guardians of the Galaxy!

Infinite: Get off...!

During this, Mario continued to play Happy Wheels while drinking Pepsi.

Mario: Ooooooooh... Okay, now to play as Pogo Man!

Mario picked his Pepsi up again, when Luigi burst into the room.

Luigi: Hello!

Mario: *Homer Simpson scream*

Mario dropped his Pepsi, which went onto his computer and fried it.

Luigi: Oh, shit!

Mario: MY COMPUTERRRRRRRR!!! LUIGI, YOU IDIOT!!!

SMG4: I SAID... SHUT UP-

Mario punched SMG4 in the face and threw him outside.

Mario: Thanks a lot, Luigi... Now I gotta get a new computer.

Luigi: *Le sad face*

The computer's screen suddenly began to flash multiple colors, as a portal opened.

Luigi: Oh hell no, I'm out of here.

Luigi ran out of the room while screaming his head off.

Infinite: Dafuq?

Crystal: We'll be right back...

Luna: Okay, mom and dad.

Infinite and Crystal walked into Mario's room to see the computer glowing.

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