Sonic The Derphog: The Evilness Of Eggman II (The Pingas Awakens) (1/2)

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Meanwhile in Mobius, Sonic the Hedge(Derp)hog was running around at the speed of sound, spinning into Badniks and collecting rings.

Sonic: WOO!!! Rollin' around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow-

Tails: NOTICE ME SENPAI!

Sonic: *Homer Simpson scream*

Tails: NOTICE ME SENPAI, NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Sonic: SHUT UP, TAILS!!! 

Knuckles: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

Eggman: Not if I have anything to say about it!

Sonic: Wot? Hey, look! A giant talking egg!

Eggman: I am Doctor-

A giant spoon came out of nowhere and started to hit Eggman, cracking him open and spraying yolk everywhere.

Eggman: GAH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

Sonic: Haha!

Mitch: HA! GOTTEM!

Sonic: Thanks, random giant hand!

Mitch gave a thumbs up and disappeared into the clouds.

Eggman: Ow... How could I let this happen?

Sonic: What are you even doing here?!

Eggman: Oh, I'm plotting another one of my evil schemes! I call it, the Rise of the Pingas!

Sonic: ...

Eggman: ...

Viger: *Laughs* GREAT EVIL SCHEME!

Antasma: *Holds a sign up* Ten outta ten!

Sonic: ...Dude, go do something original. That meme is dead.

Viger: *Sr Pelo gasp* WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!

Eggman: W-what...?

Sonic: You heard me.

Eggman: D-did you say... Pingas... Is dead...?

Sonic: Yep.

Eggman: *TRIGGERED* GRRR!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! METAL!

Metal Sonic fell from the sky and landed next to Eggman.

Eggman: GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Metal Sonic: Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word!

Eggman: GIVE ME THAT HEDGEHOG PINGAS!

Mario: *In the distance* GHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Metal Sonic levitated from the ground and flew at Sonic.

Metal Sonic: YOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Sonic: STAP!

Metal Sonic: What?

Sonic: *Brings out a giant hammer* Hamma time.

Metal Sonic: *PewDiePie scream*

Sonic whacked his robotic counterpart with the hammer, sending him flying into space.

Eggman: ...Oh, who am I kidding...? I'm clearly running out of evil ideas...

Sonic: Go retire, old man! Sheesh!

Eggman: *Sigh* 

Sonic sped off as Tails chased after him.

Tails: NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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