Infinite woke up, vision blurry and held his head.
Infinite: W-whoa... How long were we at it for?
The Jackal looked to his left to see Crystalonetta sleeping completely naked.
Infinite: *Nosebleed* Shit... I must of passed out... Anyways, we should head home.
Crystalonetta yawned and hugged Infinite.
Infinite: Heh heh, morning Crystal.
Crystalonetta: *Giggle* Morning, honey.
The two shared a kiss.
Infinite: Thanks for last night. It was a lot of fun.
Crystalonetta: You're welcome. *Giggle*
The two got dressed and teleported back to the castle, but mud and water was all over the floor.
Infinite: What the hell?
Crystal: Why is there mud and water all over the floor?
Luigi: Oh, Machito and Turlandb teleported us all home, but we found Peach furious! Apparently E.Gadd was doing some sort of experiment involving the weather, but it went wrong and it caused a mess in the castle.
Crystal: So the castle got flooded?!
Luigi: Pretty much...
Mario: HALF OF MY SPAGHETTI HAS BEEN RUINED!!!
Peach: YOU'RE ALL HELPING ME CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!
Mario: Shut up!
Peach kicked Mario in the pingas, the plumber's head shrank as he screeched in pain.
Infinite: Oh, great...
Peach: Infinite and Crystal, you can mop the floor! Meggy is too afraid of the water!
Meggy: HEY, NO I'M NOT! I drank that Permanent Swimming Potion a few months back!
Peach: Whatever!
Infinite: Okay, fine...
Crystal: Damn it...
The couple grabbed two mops and began to clean the floor.
Infinite: Ugh...
Crystal: This sucks.
B0b: PeAcH, i Am NoT gOiNg DoWn ThErE! tHaT rAt Is StIlL iN tHe BaSeMeNt!
Peach: Oh, I don't care! It's just a small rodent, nothing to be afraid of!
B0b: NoThInG tO bE aFrAiD oF?! bItCh, YoU gOtTa Be KiDdInG!
Peach: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!?
B0b: *HeAd ShRiNkS* oKaY, i'M sOrRy!
Mario sat on the couch and prepared to take a nap, when suddenly Peach screamed at him.
Mario: HOLY FUCK!!!
Peach: Mario, you're helping too!
Mario: But why...? I don't want to clean!
Peach: *Facepalm* Fine, you can do some chores instead.
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!
Peach: YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT NOW!!!
Mario yelped and ran into the kitchen, where Bowser was cooking some chicken nuggets with Fishy Boopkins.
Bowser: Whoa, you okay Mario?
Mario: No... Peach... SHE'S A BITCH!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh, that's not very nice Mario!
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
