Tari: Oh, boy! I finally got this new game! I was wondering when a sequel would come out.
Infinite: Hmm? What is it, Tari?
Tari: I bought Mario Simulator 2 from Gamestop! Apparently it's highly rated!
Crystal: Mario Simulator 2? Interesting. Well, let's play it!
Tari threw the disc into the Xbox One X, and the game began to start.
Mario: Ooooooh... I wonder what's gonna happen in this game?
Infinite: It's probably just gonna be full of memes and other stuff. Who knows?
The TV displayed Mario's head on the screen, along with "Mario Simulator 2" as the title.
Tari: Yay!
Mario: JUST START THE FREAKIN' GAME!
The game started, and Mario spawned in.
In the game...
Game Voice: Hello. Welcome to the long awaited Mario Simulator 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it would of been worth the wait!
Mario: WOOHOO!
Game Voice: Now, for a tutorial-
Mario: AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
Game Voice: But-
Mario: Shut yo bitch ass up!
Game Voice: Okay. :(
Mario went into the kitchen and opened the fridge, where tons and tons of plates of spaghetti were waiting to be eaten.
Game Voice: Press A to eat spaghetti!
Mario: I know how to do that! What am I, retarded?
SMG4: Very retarded!
Game Voice: Press B to throw something at SMG4!
Mario grabbed a chair and threw it at SMG4, the blue Mario recolor screamed in pain and flew at the wall.
Game Voice: 5 XP earned! You leveled from Noob to Jerk!
Mario: Yey! :D
Infinite: Hey, Mario!
Mario: Yyyeeesss?
Infinite: Could you get some stuff from the store? I've gotta deal with some villains.
Mario: Uuuggghhh... Do I have toooooooo?
The Jackal whipped his sword out.
Infinite: BETTER FUCKING DO IT NOW!
Mario: AHH! FINE!
The plumber hopped into his kart, and drove to the city.
Mario: *Retarded singing*
Bowser: Hmm... Looks like the road is clear!
As the Koopa King took one step onto the road, Mario crashed into him.
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Bowser: My scrotums...
Mario flew into the store, and his kart hit Toadsworth.
Toadsworth: My spine is in my brain!
Mario: Okay, what have I gotta get?
The plumber looked at the shopping list.
-Eggs
-Bacon
-Fanta (YOU BETTER GET IT OR I CUT YOU MARIO)
-Pepsi
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
