SM64 Bloopers: Cookie War

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In another world, a race of strange beings known as Bullies lived peacefully, until their leader caught someone invading their homeworld. 

Boss: BULLIES!

Bully 1: Dafuq?

Bully 2: Hmm?

Boss: I've found someone... Trying to invade our homeworld!

Bullies: NANI?!

Bully 1: WHO DARES?!

Bully 2: Who is the invader?!

The Boss dragged Turlandb onto the platform.

Turlandb: HEY, WHAT THE HELL?! I ONLY CAME HERE TO VISIT!

Boss: THIS ASSHOLE WAS CAUGHT SNOOPING IN THE COOKIE WOODS!

Bullies: 

Boss: WHAT DO YOU SENTENCE HIM TO, OH WISE ONE?!

An old Bully walked onto the platform.

Wise Old Bully: I sentence him... TO DEATH! BY COOKIE DOUGH STUFFING!

Turlandb: WAT?!

Boss: So be it! LADS!

A bunch of Bullies approached Turlandb with cookie dough.

Turlandb: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT COOKIE DOUGH?!

Wise Old Bully: And since this man was trespassing, I declare war on where he comes from!

The Boss nodded in agreement.

Boss: Bullies!

Bullies: SIR, YES SIR?!

Boss: ARE YOU READY... FOR BATTLE?!

Bullies: SIR YES SIR!

The Boss put a painting on the wall, which led to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Boss: GIVE 'EM HELL, BOIS!

The Bullies yelled and charged into the painting.

Meanwhile...

Infinite and Crystal talked in the castle with Mario, SMG4 and the rest of the cast.

Saiko: So, what are we doing again? Cus if it's something boring, I'll just pass.

Tari: Ah, come on, Saiko! It could be fun!

Meggy: Yeah!

SMG4: So, we're heading to... DIDNEY UN1VERS! The new and improved version of Didney Worl!

Mario: *Sr Pelo gasp*

Mario, Fishy Boopkins and Sharky Boopkins yelled and started to cheer.

Mario: MAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Infinite: Sounds fun!

Crystal: Yeah! *Thoughts: Didney Worl is the place where we made Comet... Heh heh...*

SMG4: Then it's settled! I'll buy tickets!

Saiko: Hmm... As long as there's some fast rollercoasters and scary rides, then I'll hop along.

Tari: That's the spirit!

SMG4 ran into his room and started to buy some tickets, as strange noises came from below.

Infinite: Uhhh... Do you guys hear that?

Crystal: I do... What the hell is that?

B0b: Uh Oh. Is ThAt RaBbIt HaD cHiLdReN?

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