Dream Crimes

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(Continuation after SmeshBras123's MarioXMeggyception...)

Infinite: Oh, shit! SB123 Meggy!

SB123 Mario: Damn those bastards to hell! Look what they've done!

Crystal ran into the room.

Infinite: You heard?

Crystal: Yeah! What the fuck's going on?!

SB123 Mario: I don't know, but Meggy would never do anything like this!

There was a knock on the door.

FM: FBI OPEN UP!!!

Infinite: HEY! YOU FUCKERS HAVE GOT THE WRONG IDEA!

X: Sorry, Infinite! But the law is the law! She's gotta go to jail.

SB123 Mario slammed the door open and roared, sending the police flying backwards.

FM: OW!

Policeman: STAP RIGHT THERE!

Crystal: How did this even happen?! Where those two sleep-walking at all?!

SB123 Mario: I don't think we were!

Infinite: You want Meggy? You gotta get through me!

X: Infinite, don't make us use this.

SB123 FM and SB123 X grabbed a strange gun, and pointed it at Infinite.

Infinite: Oh, I see how it is. You're gonna shoot me, huh?

Crystal: Don't even think about pulling that trigger-

FM: FIRE THE FUCKING GUN ALREADY!!!

SB123 X fired the strange gun, as Infinite caught the bullet.

FM: HUH?!

X: NANI?!

SB123 Mario: I'mmmm about to whip someboooodyyy's aaasssss...

Crystal: That was a big mistake. Now...

SB123 X: Do not-

Crystal clapped her hands, and summoned a dragon made of lightning.

Infinite: WOW!

FM: HOLY SHIT!

Crystal: Do it!

The dragon fired lightning out of it's mouth, which shocked all of the police officers.

SB123 X: AH!

SB123 FM: JESUS CHRIST! OH, FUCK!

SB123 Mario: Crystal, that was so cool!

Infinite: Since when could you do that?

Crystal: *Giggle* We lightning users have our secrets. I'll tell some of them later, honey. *Wink*

Infinite: Okie dokie.

The two shared a kiss, as SB123 Mario went back inside and put SB123 Meggy on the bed.

SB123 Mario: You would never do something like this, Meggy... I just know it... Someone must be trying to frame you...

(Meanwhile...)

SB123 Toad woke up in the dumpster outside, and growled.

SB123 Toad: Stupid canine... It was just a joke!

SB123 SMG4: Ugh... I swear some people don't have humor these days...

SB123 Toad: Yeah...

???: Why, hello there.

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