Winged Menace

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Everyone walked up to Tabuu who was riding Master Hand around like a horse.

Master Hand: No more...!

Tabuu: SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

Infinite: Hey, asshole!

Tabuu: Dafuq? OH, SHITE!

SB123 Mario: *TRIGGERED*

SB123 Meggy: We're gonna kick your ass, Tabuu!

Tabuu: Is that so? I can just use my Off Waves to take you all down easily!

Crystal: And what, be cheap and not fight properly?

Tabuu: OI, YOU BITCH! I fight fairly!

Infinite: ...

Turlandb: ...

SB123 Mario: I'm thankful this guy does not control Smash at all. He's worse than Master Hand!

Tabuu: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!!

Tabuu charged at the fighters and punched the ground sending everyone flying.

King Dedede: OHHHHHHH, SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

Link: *Yelling*

SB123 Mario: Weeeeeeeee!

SB123 Meggy: *Inkling screaming noises*

Infinite: WHOA, FUCK!

Infinite grabbed Crystal and protected her from the fall.

Crystal: Oof... Thanks, honey!

Infinite: You're welcome!

Tabuu: I do not like being insulted! And now... You shall die for it!

Tabuu's wings appeared as he prepared to unleash an Off Wave.

Ness: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Tabuu: Time... To die-

A Lightsaber came out of nowhere and cut one of Tabuu's wings in half.

Tabuu: OWWW! THAT REALLY HURT!

Antasma: THAT VAS ME, BITCH!

Infinite: Antasma?! What are you doing here?

Risky Boots: We sensed you and Crystal in danger, so we're here to do our job! Protect Crystal!

Tabuu: *Gasp* NO, YOU RUINED MAH SEXEH WING! I'm REALLY mad now!

Antasma: Nobody cares, you freak!

Tabuu: ...

Tabuu grabbed the Lightsaber and sliced Antasma's cape off.

Antasma: ...HEY, DICK MOVE!

Tabuu: Hey, it's fair game! You broke one of my wings, so I break something of yours!

Risky Boots: GET DAT MOTHERFUCKER!

All of the Smash fighters charged towards Tabuu.

Tabuu: ...You serious?

SB123 Mario: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Link: YAHHH!!!

Captain Falcon: SHOW ME YER BEWBS!

Fox: *Rapid Melee Fox SFX*

Tabuu delivered one punch to each fighter, easily defeating all of them.

Lucina: OUCH!

Ike: MY LEG!

Bowser: MY SHELL! HE FRACTURED MY SHELL! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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