If Mario Was In... FNAF Fan Games

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Mario sat on the couch and began to read a newspaper, it was mostly about spaghetti stuff but then something caught the plumber's eye.

Mario: *Sr Pelo gasp* YES! YES!

Infinite: Huh?

Crystal: What's going on, Mario?

Mario: Hell fucking yes! I don't have to deal with those cursed animatronics anymore!

Infinite: Wait, Freddy's? What about it?

Mario: The Fazbear franchise has finally shut down! Now SMG4 can't torture me with those weirdos anymore!

SMG4 peeked outside of his room's door and smiled evilly.

SMG4: Are you sure about that...? >:3

Mario: The only downside is that I can no longer get free spaghetti, but this time I actually don't give a fuck! I can just use that Spaghet-O-Maker 9000 Francis created for me! :D

Infinite: *Chuckle* Welp, that's the end of Freddy's.

Crystal: We did burn down the restaurant when we did the night shift... ^^'

Infinite: Oh, oops! 

SMG4: Hey, Mario?

Mario: *Retarded singing*

SMG4: Mario...?

Mario: *Keeps singing*

SMG4: ...*Grabs a megaphone and yells into it* MARIO!!!

Mario: EEP!!!

SMG4: There we go-

Mario:

SMG4: EEP!

Mario: I'M TRYING TO CELEBRATE HERE!

SMG4: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! I have a dare for you...

Mario: ...Dare...?

SMG4: So, you think that this may be over, but it's not... *Holds out a bunch of posters*

Mario: *Grabs them* What the hell is this?

SMG4: Different restaurants and other places containing spoopy animatronics. I dare you to work at all of them. When 6AM strikes the clock, then you win.

Mario: O_O

Infinite: Damn...

Crystal: Oof, that's brutal...

Mario: No, I ain't doing it-

SMG4: If you do it... *Shows a picture of a pool full of diamond spaghetti*

Mario: *Sr Pelo gasp*

SMG4: You can have this pool to yourself. So, do you accept, or are you a big pussy?

Mario: ...*Thoughts: P-pussy?!* Fine, I accept! And if I lose?

SMG4: You have to stop eating spaghetti for a whole week. :D

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

SMG4: Good luck, Mario! *Walks back into his room*

Smesh: Wow, what an asshole!

Cristina: Damn right...

Infinite: *Looks at the posters* I've... Heard of these locations.

Crystal: You have? 

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