Infinite: Hey, Bowser? Are you SURE this is the way to Gordon Ramsay's cooking studio?
Bowser: Yes, I am positive this is the way! This rare GPS is telling us the directions!
Fishy Boopkins GPS: Umm... Then head left- Wait, no! That's not right! Right! Right is always right!
Crystal: Uhhh...
Saiko: Where EXACTLY did you find this crappy GPS?
Bowser: Uhhh... *Looks at Mario*
Mario: What?
Bowser: I found it on the side of the road a while back.
Smesh: *Thoughts: Is that the same Fishy Boopkins GPS Crystal kicked out of the RV when we went on that road trip to Didney Worl ages ago?*
Bowser: Anyways, we'll get there! I am looking forward to having a cook off with Gordon Ramsay!
Crystal: Same here! This cook off will decide who is the best between me, you and Gordon!
Bowser: Damn right it will! And I'll win!
Crystal:We'll see about that, Bowser!
Mario: Ugh... This is so boring... Do we have any spaghetti?
Luigi: Bro, you ate ALL of it within the first minute of the journey...
SMG4: You TOLD you to save some for later.
Mario: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOWSER, TAKE A DETOUR TO THE SPAGHETTI SHOP!
Bowser: What?
Infinite: Mario, calm down-
Mario pushed Bowser out of the driver's seat.
Mario: Fine, I'll do it myself!
SMG4/Infinite/Bowser/Luigi: NODUDEDON'TDOITNO-
Mario yanked the steering wheel a bit too hard and tore it off.
Mario: ...*Head shrinks* Oh, shit.
Bowser: *Windows error noise*
The Deathbus sped off the road and fell off a cliff.
Infinite: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
SMG4: OHHHHHHHHHH, SHITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Smesh: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Crystal: BRACE FOR IMPACT!
The Deathbus crashed into the ground below, knocking everyone out except for Mario.
Mario: ...THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!! Hmm? *Looks behind him* Ooooooooooooooooh... Mario is fucked.
A few hours later, everyone was now awake and recovering from the accident.
SMG4: Goddamn it, Mario... Look at my Deathbus...! It's broken beyond repair!
Mario: *Derp face* What are ya talking about? Your Deathbus looks fine to me!
SMG4: Mario, there's literally dents everywhere on it. It's even broken in half!
Mario: ...Pingas.
SMG4: *Sigh*
Tari: So, what are we gonna do now?
Infinite: Holy shit... How far did we fall?
Luigi: *Looks up* *Sr Pelo gasp* HORI SHIATO!
Bowser: I'm surprised we're even alive... That is a HUGE fall.
Crystal: It is...
Infinite: Are you okay, Crystal?
Crystal: Yeah, I'm fine! I landed on Bowser when the Deathbus hit the ground, so he broke my fall.
Bowser: *Gives a thumbs up* You're welcome!
Infinite: Phew, thank god.
Cristina: So, what now?
Bowser: Hmm... Aww, shit! The GPS is broken!
Fishy Boopkins GPS: Error! Sorry, everyone! I will watch anime until I am fixed!
Smesh: Hey, Infinite? Can't you teleport us all to Gordon Ramsay's cooking studio?
Infinite: I wish I could, but I'm still recovering from what happened yesterday. Francis also told me to not use any of my powers as it may exhaust me quite a lot. Sorry...
Smesh: Oof... That's fine, bestie.
Crystal: I guess for now we're stuck here in the woods.
Bowser: OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mario: Wait, don't worry! I found this map inside of the Deathbus! It shows the entire Mushroom Kingdom!
Bowser: *Sr Pelo gasp* GIMME THAT! *Snatches the map from him*
Mario: Huh? OI!
Bowser: Hey, we may not be so screwed after all! Apparently, Gordon Ramsay's cooking studio is on the other side of these woods!
Saiko: That's good then, I guess.
Crystal: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
Everyone gathered their things and started to walk, but SMG4 stopped and looked back at his battered Deathbus.
SMG4: Goodbye, my beautiful badass vehicle... *Sheds a tear* (One like = One new Deathbus for SMG4)
Smesh: Come on, SMG4! We haven't got all day!
SMG4: Hey, shut yo bitch ass up!
After a while of walking, Bowser started to get a little worried.
Bowser: Wait, did we take a wrong path? I swear, Gordon Ramsay's cooking studio is THAT way.
Infinite: ...I don't think it does. Let me look at the map, Bowser.
Bowser: Sure, whatever.
Infinite grabbed the map and looked at it.
Infinite: ...Wait a minute.
Bowser: Huh?
Crystal: What is it, honey?
Infinite: *Record scratch* This isn't even a fucking map of the Mushroom Kingdom. This is a map of Hyrule!
Mario: Uh oh, spaghettios!
Bowser: ...*Looks at Mario*
Mario: Can I have some money now?
Bowser: I'M GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE ACROSS THE ASS!
Mario: *Homer Simpson scream*
Mario ran deep into the woods as Bowser chased after the plumber.
Crystal: *Giggle* Well, looks like they're gone for a while.
Infinite: Yep. Well, shit. It looks like we really are stuck.
Tari: And it's getting dark...
SMG4: We should set up camp for now and continue in the morning. I'm sure Gordon Ramsay will excuse our late visit.
Meggy: Good idea. By the way, do we have any food?
(Y/N): Hmm... Oh, shit... My pringles and M&Ms are gone. I think Mario ate them.
SMG4: Well, that's just fucking great. Do we seriously not have any food?
Saiko: By the looks of it, no.
SMG4: Fuck... Come on then, everyone. Let's make a fire. Gather sticks.
Infinite: Got it.
Crystal: Oof... This sucks...
Cristina: Yep...
(Ah, shit. Here we go again. For the third time... Hopefully we don't get gobbled up by Bigfoot or some other weird creature here in the woods.)
Anyways, lata!
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