R64: Under The Seaaaaa!

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The sun was surprisingly out today and it was very hot, so the crew was at the beach hanging out. Infinite, Smesh and Turlandb had massive nosebleeds from seeing their wives in their swimwear.

Aeris: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Gabriel: Heh heh.

Lexi giggled and continued to swim in the sea with Tari, Bowser, Fishy Boopkins and Sharky Boopkins.

Infinite: Christ...

Crystal: *Giggle* 

The two held hands and smiled at each other, then shared a kiss.

SB123 Mario: How sweet! Wait, where is my spaghetti?

SB123 Meggy: Huh?

M96 Mario: SOMEBODY TOUCHA MAH SPAGHET!

TB Mario: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Mario hid in a bush and ate the spaghetti he had stolen.

Mario: Nom nom nom... That was delicious!

The plumber winked at the camera and continued to eat his meal.

Smesh: Ah, this is the life.

Cristina: Yeah! It's nice to get a break from some of the recent chaos-

Someone began to emerge from the water which started a few people.

Tari: Ah!

Splendid: What the hell?

Phoenix: What is that?

A strange looking Toad emerged from the water.

Infinite: Uhhh...

SMG4: Wait... Ben?

Ben: WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?!

SB123 SMG4: O_O

SMG4: Ben... Nice to see you again, dude...

Infinite: There's something I don't like about this guy.

Crystal: Same here...

SMG4: Is it his face? The glasses? Or... Is it his head pattern?

Infinite/Crystal: All of it. DEFIANTLY all of it.

Ben: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?! Anyways, I need some help!

Smesh: Why?

Ben: Because evil monsters are invading my home in the sea! And if they take my bitches, then no big mermaid tiddies for me!

Infinite: Okay then... 

SMG4: Well, it has been a long time since we've ACTUALLY hung out with you Ben, so sure. Yo, Mario! You in-

Mario threw a seashell at SMG4 which hit him in the face.

SMG4: OW! The hell was that?!

Mario: You're freakin' crazy! Ben is a fucking psychopath! He's even more retarded than me! Get Smart Mario to do it!

Smart Mario: I'll help!

Infinite: Meh... Okay.

Crystal: Sure.

Smesh: Count me and my Cristie in for this. *Thoughts: As long as that creep doesn't attack our gals, then I'm fine with it.*

SMG4: Actually, a question... Where is Turco and his family?

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