Dimension Warping Madness

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Mario: OH, FUCK- HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

SMG4: I'M ON FIYA!!!

Saiko: Gah...! Damn it...

SSJ3 B0b: HoLy ShIt!

Rocky: You can't do anything to me! Mwahahahaha! And with the power of the Voidstone, I can alter all of your realities greatly!

Meggy: You think?!

Meggy fired her Mini-Splatling at Rocky, the humanoid dragon held his hand out and started absorbing all of the ink.

Rocky: And don't bother with the ink. 

(Y/N): Grrr... Fucker...

Tari: *Shivering on the floor*

Bowser: We need help! YO, CAPTAIN STEVE! ARE YOU OUT THERE?!

Fishy Boopkins went flying past Bowser while screaming.

Fishy Boopkins: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SSJ3 B0b: BoOpKiNs!

Fishy Boopkins crashed into a building and bumped into an oven, setting the meatloaf on fire.

Toadette: AHH, THE MEATLOAF!!!

Fishy Boopkins: Owww... That hurt...

Captain Steve landed in front of Bowser and cracked his knuckles.

Captain Steve: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, MM'KAY?!

Rocky: Come at me.

Captain Steve: *Flies at Rocky* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Rocky held up Captain Steve's chicken wife.

Captain Steve: *Stops* WHAT?!

Rocky: Give up now and submit, or I will cook your chicken wife for dinner.

Captain Steve: P-please don't hurt her...! S-she's all I have...!

Rocky: Then give up.

Captain Steve sighed and turned back to normal.

Rocky: Good.

Saiko: Over a chicken?!

SMG4: Really?!

Steve: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! 

Rocky: Now, it is time to-

A bolt of lightning struck Rocky and sent him flying.

Flashwing Crystal: Not so fast, you ugly monster!

Rocky: Grrr... You've arrived.

Infinite: Rocky, give it up. 

Rocky: Never. Your very existence is a crime to Lord Shadownova.  

Viral Fury Cristinonetta clenched her fists in anger.

Viral Fury Cristinonetta: Y-you bastards... What did you d-do to Jaqueline...?! 

Rocky: Oh, we didn't do anything. Unless corrupting her soul counts as anything.

Viral Fury Cristinonetta: Grrr...

Ice Jen: *Summons icicles in her hands*

Rocky: Your anger brings me pleasure. But I have a score to settle with you two.

Smesh: Huh? Us?

Turlandb: ...

Rocky: That's right. You two are great burdens to Shadownova, and he wants both of you dead.

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