Bowser turned on his camera and began to livestream.
Bowser: What's up, cooking fans? We're back, and today we're gonna be baking...
Bowser Jr.: MOMMY! MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY!
Bowser: *Whacks Bowser Jr. away* Sorry about that, anyways we'll be baking a cake-
Bowser Jr.: *Knocks the camera over* MOMMY!!!
Bowser: MY CAMERA!!!
Goomba: Is everything okay in here...? I heard shouting- WHOA!
Bowser chased after his son with a spatula while roaring.
Bowser Jr.: Hehehehehe!
Goomba: Umm... I should probably call Bowser's granny before this gets worse...
The Goomba backed out of the room and put a phone up to his ear. (How the fuck did you do that you don't have any arms)
Goomba: Hello?
Granny: WHAT IS IT?!
Goomba: OH, JESUS CHRIST!!!
Granny: I'M BUSY BAKING COOKIES FOR MY GRANDCHILDREN!!!
Goomba: S-sorry! But Bowser Jr. needs to be picked up.
Granny: Huh? Why?
Goomba: Because the boss is chasing him around with a damn spatula.
Granny: *Jontron voice* WHAT?!
The line eerily went dead.
Goomba: Dafuq...?
Bowser: DON'T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!
Bowser Jr.: Hahahahahaha!
The ground started to suddenly shake, the Goomba screamed and hid underneath a table.
Goomba: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Bowser: GET BACK HERE- Wait, what's going on?
Granny crashed through the wall in a tank.
Bowser: OH, WHAT THE FU-
Granny breathed fire on Bowser, he screamed as Bowser Jr. jumped next to his elder.
Bowser Jr.: Mommy!
Granny: Are you okay, my little sunshine?
Bowser Jr.: *Heavy voice* YES.
Bowser: Owww...
Granny: I can't trust you for even more than an hour, Bowser?! I'm disappointed! Your role as babysitter has been taken away.
Bowser: ...I'M FINE WITH THAT! :D
Goomba: Umm...
Bowser:
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
