SMG3: *Whistling*
Desti: A lot has happened recently, huh?
SMG3: Yeah... We thankfully managed to escape from the Multiversal Heroes without them noticing, Francis had a fit, two giants had a fight... And now, Infinite has this curse on him.
Desti: You know... Francis' demise was not only depressing, but it was such a fucking waste.
SMG3: Damn right it was... An IQ of 750... It's gone right down the drain. But for now, let's be the usual bad guys and cause some mischief.
Desti: Sure! But what shall we do?
SMG3: Hmm... I'm honestly not sure, babe. We'll think of something. Don't you worry.
The two thought for a while, but were interrupted by one of their fellow villains.
???: Hello!
SMG3: Dafuq?
It was Ztar with Toad's face.
Desti: UGH!
Ztar: Dammit... That's so annoying...
SMG3: You alright there, Ztar?
Ztar: Yeah. Anyways, I heard you guys were gonna cause some problems?
Desti: Yep!
Ztar: Well, let me help! I still need to get my revenge for what SMG4 and his friends did to me all those years ago! IT WAS HUMILIATING!
Flashback to SM64 Bloopers: Bad Stars...
SMG4: 🎶CAAAAANNNON PEEEEENIS~!🎶
Mario: HURRY UP, ALREADY!
SMG4 fired the Old Man Star at Ztar.
Ztar: ...Uhhh hello...
Old Man Star: You really know how to keep a girl waiting~
Ztar: What? No! Get off of me!
Mario, SMG4 and SMG3's eyes widened, as Ztar screamed.
Bowser: Did I miss anything- WHAT THE FU-
Ztar fled from the Old Man Star while yelling.
Mario: FIRE!
The cannon fired out Toad, as the fungus flew towards him.
Toad: Hi! How are you today? My name is Toad!
Ztar: NO- HELLO!-OOOOOO-OOOOOO-OOOOOO-OOOOOO-
Ztar's face was covered with a Windows error which exploded instantly.
Mario: THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!
Ztar: You can't kill me! I'm immortal!
Mario: Shit... Mamaf***er! Well, now what do we do with him?
SMG4 and SMG3 looked at each other.
Later...
Ztar: OHMYGOD!!!
Ztar was chained to a pipe on a boat and began to freak out.
Old Man Star: Now hold still, Sonny. I know the drapes look worn and torn, but inside-
Ztar: Oh my god! AUUUGH!
End of flashback...
Ztar: I HATED IT SO MUCH!!! THAT OLD MAN STAR VIOLATED ME!!!
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
