Glitch Productions Intro-
Suddenly, Mario ran onto the screen and kicked the intro away, as the background changed to static and the words "The Mario Channel" appeared.
Mario: Get ready to move your pingas!
Everyone was chilling out and doing normal things, while a certain plumber was on a computer looking through his channel.
Infinite: Yo, Mario! What are you watching?
Mario: Oh, just some videos I made last year! They've gotten so popular!
The videos all had over ten-million views, but with only one-hundred thousand likes and over thirty-seven million dislikes.
Infinite: Uhhh... Popular in DISLIKES, you mean...
Crystal: Mario, those videos are just people getting hurt! Actually, I'm surprised YouTube hasn't taken those videos down!
Mario: Grrr...
Luigi: Screw you for that, Mario!
Saiko: Yeah, baka!
Fishy Boopkins: You were very mean on that day, Mario!
Toad: He's an asshole!
Mario: SHUT THE FUCK UP! You know what, I'm gonna record more of Mario's Jackass! Except this time, it's gonna be TWICE as good!
Infinite: Oh no...
Mario: Anyways, Imma go get my camera and get ready! Who wants to participate in Mario's Jackass, the sequel!?!?!?
No one answered, while a few people coughed.
Mario: Oh, come on! Hmm...
The plumber then thought of an idea. It was painful, but it would defiantly make everyone join in.
Mario: I know! Hey, everyone!
B0b: GoDdAmMiT! i'M tRyInG tO lOoK aT aNiMe BoObIeS oVeR hErE!
SMG4: Same! I need my daily dose of memes!
Tari: I want to play games...
Mario: If you help participate in Mario's Jackass... I will allow you to humiliate me in any way possible!
SMG4: *Sr Pelo gasp*
Toad: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
B0b: Oh My GoD! HeLl YeS!
Fishy Boopkins: Sorry, but no.
Tari: We don't wanna-
SMG4 began to carry Tari and followed Mario outside, while Bob did the same with Fishy Boopkins followed SMG4 and Tari.
Saiko: Ugh...
Meggy: Hehe, here we go again.
Infinite: Yep...
Crystal: Well, let's see what Mario's got planned for his sequel.
Infinite: Okay.
Stunt 1: The Spicy Course
SMG4: Hmm? What's this, Mario?
Mario: AND WELCOME BACK EVERYONE, TO MARIO'S JACKASS! AND TODAY, WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST! SMG4, what do you want to say to my beloved audience?
SMG4: *Derp eyes* I like turtles.
Mario: Wonderful! Now... This course is gonna be pretty challenging! Only the best of the best can pass it!
SMG4: I wonder what it is- *Jontron voice* HOLY SHIT!
In front of the two, was a land full of lava, fire, spikes, whomps, dragons, and other dangerous things, SMG4 then pooped himself out of fear.
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
