Chapter 186: Group Chat REVAMPED

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Y'all know the drill, this one is going to be a lot more polished. So not much will change, but a little more dialogue and two extra characters because I wanted to add them lol.

Anyway, on with the story.

Spiderson: 🕷or 🛹
IronDad: 🦸‍♂️
Capsicle: 🇺🇸
Katniss: 🏹
Mama Spider: 🕸
Science Bro#2 🧪
Lightning and the Thunder: ⚡️
World's Greatest Grandma: 🏆
Guy_In_The_Chair: 👨🏽‍💻
BohIsMyThing: 📖
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Spiderson added IronDad, Capsicle, Katniss, Mama Spider, Science Bro#2, Lightning and the Thunder, World's Greatest Grandma, Guy_In_The_Chair, and BohIsMyThing to the Avengers Assemble group chat.

🦸‍♂️: Peter, what are you doing?

🕷: Hi Mr. Stark welcome to the chat!

⚡️: WHAT IS THIS "GROUP CHAT" YOU SPEAK OF?

🕷: Mr. Thor, you don't need to do caps for every word.

🇺🇸: Iwassummoned?

🕷: No, Mr. Rogers, you need to space out your words. 🤦‍♀️

🕸: What did you do?

🏆: Well, he made the mistake of adding Thor and Cap to the chat.

🧪: Um...

🏹: I'm with you Bruce.

⚡️: HOW ARE THERE TINY WORDS POPPING UP ON THE SCREEN???

🕷: What have I done?

🦸‍♂️: A lot Underroos.

🧪: Peter, your friends are in the chat.

👨🏽‍💻: Holy crap! MJ, we've been noticed!

📖: I can see that Ned.

🕷: I know, I did it on purpose.

Spiderson has changed their name to Peter Parkour.

🦸‍♂️: Peter, change your name back.

🛹: Why?

🦸‍♂️: Because I said so.

🛹: It's a free country Mr. Stark. 🙄

🦸‍♂️: Peter.

🛹: Mr. Stark.

🦸‍♂️: Spider-Man.

🛹: Iron Man.

🦸‍♂️: Son.

🛹: Father. To quote Mr. Rogers "I can do this all day."

🕸: Ooo Tony I think you've met your match.

🏹: Are we all going to ignore the fact that Peter just gave his secret identity away...?

⚡️: WAIT SON OF STARK IS THE MAN OF SPIDERS!!!

🏆: Wow, I'm turning my phone off now. ✌️

🕸: Bye Scott, tell Cassie I said hello.

🏆: I will.

🇺🇸: I blame Bucky for getting me sick, I've been sneezing non stop.

🛹: God bless America.

🦸‍♂️: I can't breathe. 🤣

🕸: 🤣

🏹: 🤣

⚡️: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

🇺🇸: Peter, I'm gonna kill you.

🦸‍♂️: Touch my kid and I'll kill you Rogers.

🏹: Good job Cap you figured out how to space your words. 👏

🇺🇸: Nat showed me.

🕸: You're welcome btw.

🇺🇸: What's btw.

👨🏽‍💻: Peter, I'm legit freaking out man.

🦸‍♂️: Now you have to explain acronyms to him.

📖: You're such a nerd Ned.

👨🏽‍💻: You're telling me you're NOT freaking out at the fact we're in a group chat with THE AVENGERS?!

📖: That's exactly what I'm saying.

👨🏽‍💻: Mean.

🧪: Natasha is swearing in Russian tongue again.

🏹: You dug that hole for yourself Nat.

🕸: Peter, aren't you supposed to be in school with your friends?

🛹: Yeah, I'm on free period tho, Ned's at the auditorium and MJ's in the library. And come at me, Cappuccino!!!

🦸‍♂️: Pete, you just started a war.

🛹: I'll yeet him out the window, it'll be fine. He's survived higher falls.

⚡️: WHAT IS YEET?!

🏹: It's what the kids say nowadays.

⚡️: OHHHHH

👨🏽‍💻: Peter send help, I'm dying omg.

📖: 🤦🏽‍♀️

🛹: Mr. Thor stop using caps every time you text!

🕸: At least he can text, unlike Steve, it took a whole 45 minutes explaining everything.

🏹: We had to explain Ultron wasn't possessing his phone.

🇺🇸: I'm not used to this technology, you know.

🛹: Yeah. We get it, you're old.

🧪: Or the fact he was frozen for 70 years.

🏹: So we're still ignoring Peter is Spider-Man? Alright.

🕸: I already knew.

🛹: What?!

📖: So did I, always disappearing and somehow Spider-Man shows up.

👨🏽‍💻: Meanwhile, I was waiting in his room and he snuck in through his window.

🕸: I'm a highly trained assassin. Plus you suck at keeping secrets маленький паук.

🛹: I know you guys know. May found out too.

🦸‍♂️: True, anyway, I'd love to stay and chat but I've got to go to a meeting and get back to school kid.

🛹: Bye Mr. Stark.

🦸‍♂️: Peter, I swear to the lord if you don't change your name back no lab privileges for 2 weeks.

🛹: Okay. 😞

Peter Parkour has changed their name to Spiderson.

🕷: There, you happy?

🦸‍♂️: Yes, now bye.

👨🏽‍💻: This has been the best day of my life.

📖: Such a fanboy.

IronDad and multiple people have left the Avengers Assemble chat.

🕷: Aw, I'm all alone. 😞

🕸: I'm still here Pete.

🕷: Yay. 😁

📖: Get out of the chat and meet me in the library loser.

🕷: I'm on my way lol.
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The End of Chapter 186

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