(Right, the last time I wrote a text AU was three years ago, so I thought why not do one now. Plus I don't have any chapter ideas 😅, if you guys have any ideas comment them and I'll write them. Remember it has to be PG y'all.)
Anyway, on with the story.
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PitaParka 🫓 added: LandOfTheFree🇺🇸, TinCan🗑, BowBow🏹, RussianRoulette👩🦰:, NotLoki⚡️, Broccoli🥦, OnYourLeft⬅️, MetalArm🦾, and TonysBackup⏪: to the Avengers Group Chat.
(Names of characters in order listed above incase anyone is confused! Peter, Steve, Tony, Clint, Natasha, Thor, Bruce, Sam, Bucky and Rhodey.)
PitaParka 🫓: Hello everyone, welcome to the group chat, and before you try and escape, you can't I made the settings keep you here. Also, I'm cold.
PitaParka 🫓: Thank you Mr Stark for the fuzzy blanket! 😁
TinCan🗑: No problem kid.
LandOfTheFree🇺🇸: I'm cold too.
TinCan🗑: Oh my god Steve, I can't change the weather! 🙄
BowBow🏹: Dang Steve, your own boyfriend doesn't even want to get a blanket for you.
OnYourLeft⬅️: That's rough buddy.
PitaParka 🫓: You know, you think you're so great just cuz you always do what's good and right.
NotLoki⚡️: What's the man of spiders talking about?
Broccoli🥦: No clue Thor.
RussianRoulette👩🦰: He's talking about Steve.
PitaParka 🫓: Well, I got news for you, ya boring.
LandOfTheFree🇺🇸: 😦
TinCan🗑: He just got back from detention, and he had to sit through two hours of your "so, you got a detention" video.
LandOfTheFree🇺🇸: I'm sorry you feel that way Peter.
PitaParka 🫓: You should. 😑
MetalArm🦾: Why is my name metal arm?
TonysBackup⏪: Isn't it obvious?
OnYourLeft⬅️: Rhodey, your name is literally Tony's backup. Sit down my guy.
TonysBackup⏪: Says the guy who can't outrun Steve.
PitaParka 🫓: That was a good one Mr. Rhodey.
RussianRoulette👩🦰: Oh look at that, Sam shut up for once.
OnYourLeft⬅️: Natasha-
Broccoli🥦: Re-evaluate your life choices before you finish that sentence Sam.
BowBow🏹: Yeah, don't mess with a literal ex-assassin.
MetalArm🦾: The history book that I'm reading is pretty accurate.
NotLoki⚡️: What do they say Mr. Barnes?
MetalArm🦾: They know about Steve's asthma and everything, but they don't know about his worst illness.
TonysBackup⏪: What's that?
OnYourLeft⬅️: I see where this is going. 🤣
MetalArm🦾: It's called dumb idiot disease.
LandOfTheFree🇺🇸: I told you I didn't need a parachute!
MetalArm🦾: And it's incurable.
BowBow🏹: This entire chat has become a roast fest.
TinCan🗑: I'm here for it honestly.
RussianRoulette👩🦰: That is until you yourself get roasted Tony.
TinCan🗑: I've heard every insult in the book, nothing fazes me.
NotLoki⚡️: Are you okay Stark?
TinCan🗑: ✨ N O ✨
PitaParka 🫓: A mood honestly. 😌
Broccoli🥦: I'm calling your therapists.
TinCan🗑: Parker, stop.
PitaParka 🫓: I'm a Gen Z.
RussianRoulette👩🦰: That's not an excuse.
PitaParka 🫓: I think it is...
NotLoki⚡️: It's not Peter.
OnYourLeft⬅️: Even Thor understands that!
NotLoki⚡️: I really don't.
Broccoli🥦: Spoke too soon Sam.
LandOfTheFree🇺🇸: Right, let's end this before it escalates. Goodbye everyone.
TinCan🗑: Bye Capsicle.
RussianRoulette👩🦰: Bye fossil.
Broccoli🥦: Bye Steve.
NotLoki⚡️: Goodbye mortals.
OnYourLeft⬅️: Bye Rogers.
BowBow🏹: Bye Cap.
MetalArm🦾: Bye Steve.
TonysBackup⏪: Bye.
PitaParka 🫓: Goodbye everyone!
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FanfictionIt has IronDad & Spiderson what else more could be said? Cover by @AnotherOneBiteADust Started: 10/24/18 Finished: 7/27/22
