Good lord give me patience to not kill these motherfuckers... Guys, thanks for joining us once again. Please do enjoy and don't mind our bickering too much, we all get along well off cameras.
Everybody: LIES!
.... Let's get started, shall we?
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Me: seems like you're not that famous, man.
Justin: I'm not Jason. Be careful.
Me: and I'm not Esther, don't tell me what to do. Don't try me.
Justin: King Kong, come get me.
Me: you better not move, Jason.
Justin: can we get this over with?
Me: are you telling me what to do?
Justin: no?
Me: ... good... this is from @marianamarkires "At some point when Jason was in a coma did you ever tell yourself that maybe it was time to let go?"
Justin: shit... we starting heated.
Me: to the point. You're annoying, just answer.
Justin: can I at least get the first word through?
Me: make it quick.
Justin: hoe
Me: what did you just say?
Justin: how... I was barking.
Me: I'm not deaf.
Justin: like I was saying.... no, I did not think it was time to let go for a single second. There were moments where I felt like Jason was giving up on the both of us but I never felt like it was time to let go.
Me: this bad bitch is tearing up. Stahp.
Jason: I LOVE YOU, DAMSEL!
Me: Jason, calm do---
Justin: I LOVE YOU TOO, KING KONG!
Me: oh fuck it, I LOVE YOU KING KONG AND DAMSEL!
Justin: okay, stop.
Me: ... next up is... @bocauhl "Do you think you would propose to Jason or he will?" ... Hmm Juicy.
Justin: leave that chicken alone.
Me: mind yo business and answer.
Justin: I would propose but knowing Jason, he would propose the morning of the day I plan on doing the same thing.
Me: el oh el... he probably would.
Jason: DAMN RIGHT I WOULD!
Me: y'all cannot be in the same room, I swear
Jason: not with you in .
Me: somebody take that trash out!
Justin: they can't. You're doing the interview.
Me: Justin... Don't try me. Your life is in my hands.
Justin: threat enough.
Me: @louiexx asks "How will you deal with the hate you'll get when you come out?"
Jason: they will have to deal with me!
Me: did I say Jason, the question is for you?
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