I'mma have to do this questions separately because... I'm a funny person and I gotta do funny shit.
P.S more questions were added!
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Me: Lets get this bitch started...
Jason: Make this as normal as possible please.
Me: I'm the interviewer, shut the fuck up.
Jason: Can we at least get started?
Me: sure thing. First person is @marianamarkires ... "What do you think the future holds for you and Justin?" She asks.
Jason: Good of co---
Me: Don't... Just... Don't. Only answer. I got people to talk to, food to eat.
Jason: Suck my dick Elisandra.
Me: JUSTIN! Jason is offering himself to me sexually!
Jason: Fine, Fine... Damn... I see myself with Justin for the long run. I'm still going to be his bodyguard and protect him from y'all crazy ass fans.
Me: bitch, you wish you was as fabulous as us. Fuck off.
Jason: we done? Finally I---
Me: sit yo ass down... next up is @bocauhl "how many babies are you gonna have with Justin?" She asks.
Jason: why are people so noisy?
Me: keep insulting my babies and watch if you can still have babies.
Jason: you're the first one, shut the fuck up.
Me: true shit... True, damn, calm down and answer.
Jason: why are you my creator? You're so mean.
Me: are you gonna answer or will I have to smack You?
Jason: I plan on having a lot of babies with Justin... like two or three... maybe twins.
Me: hmmm... interesting.
Jason: are you paying attention or eating that fucking pizza?
Me: leave me alone and answer
Jason: I did
Me: oh... yeah... next up is @louiexx "have you tried anal with Justin?" She asks... hmm juicy.
Jason: stop with the fucking pizza
Me: fucking answer!
Jason: can I have another interviewer?
Me: Jesus my fucking Christ give me patience
Jason: your accent is irritating.
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Mr. Bieber's Chauffeur {BxB} ~ Book 1
FanfictionLife can take many turns, some for the best and more times than we would like, life takes a turn for the worst. Either way, that's what the cycle of life consists of, good/bad, sweet/sour, happy/sad, and at the very end it all comes down to life/de...
