Me: your face is irritating but you don't see me talking shit. ANSWER!
Jason: I tried to... like two times but Justin ruined the moment twice.
Justin: THATS A LIE!
Me: stay in your lane, bitch! Its not your turn.
Justin: mean ass
Me: cry me a river... Now @louiexx again "have you tried outdoor sex?"
Jason: who the heck is asking these? What type of readers do we have?
Me: we? That sounds like too many people. My readers are awesome... Now answer.
Jason: I request another interviewer.
Me: I don't have a cowriter or time for you.
Jason: Justin kind of ruins the mood with his questions so no.
Me: OH SHIET DAMSEL
Justin: I fucking heard that and I---
Me: dammit Justin, will I have to duct tape you?
Jason: that's it?
Me: with your bullshit? Apparently not.
Jason: you take too long. Put the damn pizza down.
Me: how about I put your attitude down?
Jason: then ask!
Me: Don't rush me, I'm sensitive.... pussy.
Jason: really?
Me: next up is @happydrew "What you and Justin gon name y'all kids?" She asks.
Jason: something cool... I don't know
Justin: I CAN'T GET PREGNANT!
Me: oh shiet! You haven't tell him?!
Justin: tell me what?
Jason: I'm not going to.
Me: your grave, not mine... you ain't coming back this time.
Jason: whatever
Me: fucking answer.
Jason: probably... Junior for my first boy... Diamond or Miracle for my baby girl amd Blake, Brandon or Anibal for another boy.... I'll have to check with Justin tho
Justin: CHEETOS, CAKE AND CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Me: DAMN RIGHT, DAMSEL!.... Next is @serenaxx3 "are you thinking about getting married to Justin?" She asks.
Jason: he is my Damsel, of course I wanna be married to him someday.
Me: can I be the wedding planner?
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Mr. Bieber's Chauffeur {BxB} ~ Book 1
FanfictionLife can take many turns, some for the best and more times than we would like, life takes a turn for the worst. Either way, that's what the cycle of life consists of, good/bad, sweet/sour, happy/sad, and at the very end it all comes down to life/de...
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