Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life 

Louise 🧸: *crying*

Uncle Felix 😎: ah what do I do *panics*

MrsArcady ❤: its alright uncle Felix 

Uncle Felix 😎: I dont know how to look after a baby

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you looked after me and Bertie 

Uncle Felix 😎: look how that ended up, you're both fucked in the head

Bertie 🌍: oi 

Harold 💫: it's true 

Bertie 🌍: Harryyyyyy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm not fucked up

MrsArcady ❤: you are

MrArcady 🧳: yeah you are

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shut up arsehole

MrsArcady ❤: 🤨🤨🤨

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sorry

Bertie 🌍: lmao Daisy can't get away with anything when Hazel is around 

Harold 💫: no one can

MrsArcady ❤: only Alex can

MrArcady 🧳: love you beautiful 

MrsArcady ❤: I love you too

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮

Harold 💫: she never learns

Bertie 🌍: no she doesn't 

Uncle Felix 😎: help how do I stop Louise from crying???

MrsArcady ❤: check her nappy

Uncle Felix 😎: right ok

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: whats the bet Longarms is gonna call it a diper?

MrArcady 🧳: I was not

Bertie 🌍: he's too in love to argue with Hazel

Harold 💫: true

MrArcady 🧳: true

MrsArcady ❤: 🥰🥰🥰

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: to be fair, Watson is too sickeningly in love to correct him

MrsArcady ❤: True

MrArcady 🧳: 🥰🥰🥰

MrsArcady ❤: *stands on her tiptoes and kisses Alexander on the lips gently*

MrArcady 🧳: *bends down and kisses her back*

Bertie 🌍: haha Hazel the midget 

Harold 💫: jealous?

Bertie 🌍: yes give me a kiss

Harold 💫: happily *kisses Bertie*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: why why why do I have to be the 5th wheel

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ugh men, I don't know ow what you see in them

MrsArcady ❤: big dicks

Bertie 🌍: yep

Harold 💫: agreed 

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this will never happen again but Alexander is the only person who has taste

Bertie 🌍: the world is ending 

MrArcady 🧳: Well you can't blame me, Hazel's gorgeous 

MrsArcady ❤: thank you handsome 

Harold 💫: its true Hazel, you are very pretty

Bertie 🌍: yep, my beautiful little sister

MrsArcady ❤: thank you boys 

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what about me Bertie? 

Bertie 🌍: you're alright ig

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: bastard 

Bertie 🌍: dick

Uncle Felix 😎: How the fuck do you change a nappy? I haven't had to do it for 15 years

MrsArcady ❤: here, let me help Uncle Felix 

Uncle Felix 😎: thank you, you're a lifesaver 

MrsArcady ❤: anything for my goddaughter 

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: My uncle should not be trusted with a child 

Bertie 🌍: he's more trustworthy than you

MrArcady 🧳: says the man who tried to give a baby beer

Bertie 🌍: come on it's England, Louise will probably start young

Harold 💫: younthink your aunt would let her have alcohol?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you never know

MrArcady 🧳: so we have established that when the Wells siblings have children, everyone should be concerned for the safety of their child

Harold 💫: sounds accurate 

Bertie 🌍: rude

Harold 💫: true 😘

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: your arms are so long you'd end up dropping your child on its head

MrArcady 🧳: I would not

Bertie 🌍: he has Hazel anyway 

Harold 💫: true

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: i suppose,  Watson is very good with children 

MrsArcady ❤: well someone has to be

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🙄🙄🙄

Bertie 🌍: can't

MrsArcady ❤: you're too kind

Uncle Felix 😎: Thank you Hazel

MrsArcady ❤: you're welcome Uncle Felix,  I'll always be here to help look after my goddaughter 

MrArcady 🧳: me too

Uncle Felix 😎: still, tha k you so, much