Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Iwantaboyfriend 💋: what's it called when you are jealous someone is going on a date with another person?

Idiot 🥸: crushing

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'd say you have the common case of romantic feelings

Little sprout 🌱: you have a crush

Hazel 💞: ooo Kitty has a Crush

Longarms 🇺🇸: you have a crush

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you're crushing on someone

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: no I don't have a crush on them, I'm just really jealous she's going on a date with someone else

Hazel 💞: Kitty do you have something to tell us

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Denial is a river in Egypt

Idiot 🥸: that daisy nearly died in

Little sprout 🌱: she? *Secretly hoping it's her:

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: George you ruined it

Longarms 🇺🇸: you definitely had a crush

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Denial is a river in Egypt

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Kitty your gay

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: oh shit I have a crush on a girl

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is there a problem with being gay?

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: no it's just now it makes it even more likely that I won't get to have her

Hazel 💞: as opposed to when you were crushing on her without realising it was gay

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Shut up Hazel I'm having an existential crisis over here and you are not helping

Hazel 💞: I wasn't trying to help, I was merely stating the obvious

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: haha mood

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love the new you Haz

Hazel 💞: thanks babe

Hazel 💞: perhaps to make everyone Kitty better we should say are Sexualities so she knows she's not alone

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: nahhhh I thought you were an orange

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm an Ally

Little sprout 🌱: I'm pansexual 💖💛💙

Hazel 💞: omg congratulations for coming out. See Kitty you are not the only one who is gay here 😏

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: cough cough

Idiot 🥸: I think you're a bit irrelevant in this scene Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Hazel...

Hazel 💞: yes

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: private now

Hazel 💞: haha ok

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Hazel 💞 and Iwantaboyfriend 💋 are now chatting privately.

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Hazel when, and how did you work it out

Hazel 💞: I worked it out the day after the dance

Hazel 💞: It was sooooo obvious

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: YOU KNEW BEFORE ME???