Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex and alcohol 😜'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg Hazel you are dead

Hazelnut 💗: ikkk 😭

Longarms 🇺🇸: if you don't make it out alive Haz I love you so much

Hazelnut 💗: I love you 3000

Hazelnut 💗: omg my father has just messaged 😭

Idiot 🥸: good luck

AminaEM 💍: good luck

Little sprout 🌱: what's wrong with Hazel's dad

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: he's fucking terrifying

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: wow he must be bad if Daisy is scared of him

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Hazel is now chatting with Father

Father: Wong Fung Ying...

Hazel: Good morning father.

Father: what was that message you sent me last night?

Hazel: um I'm not sure...

Father: Hazel you weren't drunk were you?

Hazel: ...I was wasted

Father: ...

Hazel: I am sorry

Father: Finally you did something stupid

Hazel: I'm sorry

Father: I was beginning to think that I raised you to be a coward

Hazel: I am still confused

Father: Hazel, I raised you to be a good studios girl however I was hard on you and never let you have fun unless it was related to reading or puzzles

Hazel: Well I like reading and puzzles

Father: I know however I was beginning to think that I was so hard on you, I scared you away from doing anything fun.

Hazel: surely you would have realised I was fine when I became a detective

Father: Even then you always followed Miss Wells, you were just doing the right thing

Hazel: I like detecting

Father: I know, I am curious as to what has brought you out of your shell.

Hazel: I...umm...

Father: Hazel what is it

Hazel: I have a boyfriend

Father: HAZEL WONG

Hazel: yes

Father: nevermind, does he treat you well?

Hazel: yes, he treats me like a queen

Father: How do you feel about him?

Hazel: I love him father, I truly love him.

Father: wow...um that is a shock, when can I meet him?

Hazel: You've already met him 😂

Father: Have I?

Hazel: yes. My boyfriend is called Alexander.

Father: the tall American boy?

Hazel: yes

Father: Damnit I owe your mother £10

Hazel: Did you have a bet?

Father: I thought you'd end up with the other boy, the Indian one

Hazel: 🤣🤣🤣