Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.

MrsArcady ❤️: let's be real girls, the women who had period cramps before pain killers deserve a fucking standing ovation

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I think you mean standing ovulation

Bertie 🌍: ...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: let's give them a round of menopause

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: ...

AminaEM 💍: it was a difficult period in history for everyone

Harold 💫: when do the jokes stop...

Little sprout 🌱: 5-7 days

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: agreed

MrArcady 🧳: I'm concerned for you all

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: about the period stuff or about our broken senses of humour?

MrsArcady ❤️: you should be...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'd say both

Bertie 🌍: you're all dying with laughter aren't you?

AminaEM 💍: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...

Little sprout 🌱: ...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...

MrsArcady ❤️: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: what the fuck happened to break your humour?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: we went to Deepdeen...

AminaEM 💍: we got dragged into murder investigations...

MrsArcady ❤️: Constant COVID-19 lockdown...

Little sprout 🌱: we met the boys...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I grew up with Bertie...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: half of us came from fuck up familys...

Harold 💫: ok those are all valid explanations

Bertie 🌍: oi I'm not that bad Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Green trousers and a ukulele...

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: lmao I need to see this

MrsArcady ❤️: it's not a pretty sight

Bertie 🌍: ...

MrArcady 🧳: to be fair George, you can't talk you laugh at any sexual joke

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: so does the rest of the group

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fair point

MrsArcady ❤️: yeah that's true

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I laugh at everyone else

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: same

Harold 💫: to be fair he has a point, for once

AminaEM 💍: I mean he's right...

MrArcady 🧳: for once

Harold 💫: Alexander, fist bump 👊🏾

MrArcady 🧳: 👊🏻

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I hate you both

Little sprout 🌱: I just pretend to look confused then laugh at your expressions

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: BEANIE!?

Little sprout 🌱: I'm a lot less innocent now

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤯🤯🤯

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: where did my sweet little Beanie go?

Little sprout 🌱: she fucked her amazing girlfriend

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 👀

AminaEM 💍: 👀

MrsArcady ❤️: 👀

MrArcady 🧳: 👀

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 👀

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: 👀

Harold 💫: 👀

Bertie 🌍: 👀

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hell yeah she did

Little sprout 🌱: I've fucked her once and I'll do it again

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: really!

Little sprout 🌱: of course gorgeous

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: my place, 7pm

Little sprout 🌱: I look forward to it babe

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so do I

Little sprout 🌱: I love you Kitty

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I love you too Beans ❤️

Little sprout 🌱: <333

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: get a room

AminaEM 💍: erm guys we're still here you know...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I need bleach

Bertie 🌍: I'm still trying to process what I just read

Harold 💫: same

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: same

MrArcady 🧳: I'm in shock

MrsArcady ❤️: here let me help

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel what did you do to Alexander?

MrsArcady ❤️: I just kissed him

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that's probably going to make him even more shocked

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: agreed

MrsArcady ❤️: why, we are married?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yeah but Alexander still grins like a fool after you kiss him

Bertie 🌍: very true

Harold 💫: he definitely fell hard

AminaEM 💍: gross

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: which type of hard are we talking about brother?

MrsArcady ❤️: if it's falling hard in love with me, well we are married so no shock there

MrArcady 🧳: love you Haz

MrsArcady ❤️: love you too Alex

Little sprout 🌱: and the other hard...

Bertie 🌍: again no shock there

MrArcady 🧳: 😳😳😳

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I need to throw up

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: dramatic bitch

Harold 💫: lmao

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻