Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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*a few hours later*

Chatting in real life.

Bertie 🌍: *opens the door when he heard a knock*

Jun 🌸: Hello I'm here to pick the girls up

Uncle Felix 😎: hello, Mei is asleep at the moment and Rose is reading. Come in.

Rose 📚: *in Cantonese* hello Ah Mah

Jun 🌸: Hello Rose, where is Hazel?

Uncle Felix 😎: Her and Alexander had a fight so she's sleeping

Jun 🌸: did they make up?

Uncle Felix 😎: yes

Jun 🌸: that's good, I thought I'd have to dig a grave.

Bertie 🌍: we all thought that

Jun 🌸: How were the girls Felix?

Rose 📚: *looks over at Felix*

Uncle Felix 😎: they were absolute angels

Jun 🌸: that's good

Uncle Felix 😎: they can come back any time

Bertie 🌍: we had a lot of fun together

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Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: *kisses Alexander on the forehead*

Longarms 🇺🇸: hey Haz

Hazelnut 💗: hey you

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel I'm sorry about everything

Hazelnut 💗: Alex it's ok, honestly

Longarms 🇺🇸: but-

Hazelnut 💗: *gently kisses Alexander on the lips*

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😳☺️🥰

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel I'm so-

Hazelnut 💗: If you try and apologize again, I shall whack you.

Longarms 🇺🇸: But-

Hazelnut 💗: just shut up and kiss me

Longarms 🇺🇸: *shuts up and kisses Hazel*

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Chatting in real life.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: should I go check on Hazel and Alexander

Bertie 🌍: no leave them be

Uncle Felix 😎: they'll come out when they're hungry.

Harold 💫: unless of course Hazel has a stash of food in her room

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: fine

Jun 🌸: So Rose what did you do while you were here?

Rose 📚: well we listened to the love story of Hazel and Alexander

Jun 🌸: how sweet

Rose 📚: then we starting to listen to the love story of Bertie and Harold however we had to stop.

Jun 🌸: Argument?

Rose 📚: yes

Jun 🌸: ah

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Little sprout 🌱 and Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷 are chatting privately.

Little sprout 🌱: hey babe