Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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*the next day*

Hazelnut 💗 and Uncle Felix 😎 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: congratulations Uncle Felix 🥳

Uncle Felix 😎: thank you Hazel that is very sweet of you

Hazelnut 💗: 💗

Uncle Felix 😎: At first I was terrified but now, I can't wait to meet my son or daughter.

Hazelnut 💗: awww it's ok to be scared, it's a big thing. I know that your child will have the best parents ever. They will be the luckiest child alive.

Uncle Felix 😎: Oh Hazel that's the kindest thing ever. You will be the best Godmother ever

Hazelnut 💗: Thank you Uncle Felix

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel you have 2 younger siblings and Daisy, do you think you would be able to give Lucy and I a hand on how to take care of a child as both of us have never really been around babies? Obviously I was around Daisy and Bertie but not for longer than a day.

Hazelnut 💗: of course I'll help you

Uncle Felix 😎: thank you so much

Hazelnut 💗: it's not a problem, you can always ask me to help out, they will be my godchild after all.

Uncle Felix 😎: you're the best Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: I know 🤩

Uncle Felix 😎: you've changed a lot and I think it's great as you're so much more confident.

Hazelnut 💗: thanks, I think it started when I began to date Alex. I was finally able to come out of my shell.

Uncle Felix 😎: well then that boy is a wonder

Hazelnut 💗: *Alexander takes her phone* Thank you Felix, I am indeed a wonder 😁

Uncle Felix 😎: ...that was Alexander wasn't it

Hazelnut 💗: yea it was

Uncle Felix 😎: that boy 😂

Hazelnut 💗: I couldn't agree more 🤣

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Longarms 🇺🇸 and Grandmother 🇷🇺 are chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Good morning grandmother

Grandmother 🇷🇺: Good morning Alexander my good man

Longarms 🇺🇸: I have news

Grandmother 🇷🇺: Has your father stopped being a twat and bribing you to move back to America?

Longarms 🇺🇸: no, however that isn't the news I was going to share.

Grandmother 🇷🇺: well then what is it

Longarms 🇺🇸: I am engaged

Grandmother 🇷🇺: wow, congratulations

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you

Grandmother 🇷🇺: who to, when do I get to meet her?

Longarms 🇺🇸: you have already met her. I met my fiancée on the Orient Express.

Grandmother 🇷🇺: ahhh.

Grandmother 🇷🇺: is it the little Chinese girl?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes, I'm engaged to Hazel

Grandmother 🇷🇺: congratulations, I approve

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you

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