Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: help I'm such a 3rd wheel
Little sprout 🌱: awww they're so cuteI'mthebestpersonever 💖: send help
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hahaha
Idiot 🥸: good luck Daisy
AminaEM 💍: If you're good Daisy I'll... message you later 😏
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'll be very good
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: haha
Hazelnut 💗: awww I love that picture
Longarms 🇺🇸: me too
Hazelnut 💗: are you ready to go out with my father Al?
Longarms 🇺🇸: mentally or physically?
Idiot 🥸: hahah
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: mood
Hazelnut 💗: both
Longarms 🇺🇸: physically yes, mentally no
AminaEM 💍: relatable
Little sprout 🌱: what's so scary about going out with Hazel's dad?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: other than the fact that he is terrifying?
Hazelnut 💗: well we have to tell him something
Longarms 🇺🇸: and we don't know how he'll react.
Idiot 🥸: what is it
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is it interesting
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: is it tea ☕
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: is it some film-like situation 🍿🍿🍿
Hazelnut 💗: we can't tell you yet
Little sprout 🌱: now I'm curious
AminaEM 💍: is it something to do with romance?
Longarms 🇺🇸: yes
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Watson your dad is here
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: good luck
Little sprout 🌱: I hope it goes well
AminaEM 💍: good luck both of you
Idiot 🥸: good luck Alex
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: don't get killed
Hazelnut 💗: bye
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Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat
FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.