Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.
Hazelnut 💗: hey Alex how are you feeling?
Longarms 🇺🇸: like my head was pounded with a brick multiple times
Hazelnut 💗: ah
Longarms 🇺🇸: I literally have no memory of the night before
Hazelnut 💗: well let us assume that you drank a lot
Longarms 🇺🇸: funny that
Hazelnut 💗: make sure you drink lots of water, take some medication then have a nap
Longarms 🇺🇸: ok
Hazelnut 💗: Do you want me to come and look after you?
Longarms 🇺🇸: it's alright
Hazelnut 💗: tough I'm coming over anyway
Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you Hazel ❤️
Hazelnut 💗: I love you too 💗
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Chatting in real life.
Hazelnut 💗: Uncle Felix, I'm going to take care of my fiancé
Uncle Felix 😎: probably best he drank a lot
Hazelnut 💗: see you later
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Chatting in real life.
Hazelnut 💗: Hello Mrs Mukherjee, may I see Alex.
Mrs Mukherjee: of course Hazel dear, please call me Parvati
Hazelnut 💗: ok Parvati 😁
Mrs Mukherjee: you know where Alexander and George sleep, go right up
Hazelnut 💗: thank you
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Hazelnut 💗: hey baby
Longarms 🇺🇸: hey Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: how are you feeling?
Longarms 🇺🇸: like I need to puke
Hazelnut 💗: I'll help you to the bathroom
Longarms 🇺🇸: *nearly passes out because he stood up to quickly*
Hazelnut 💗: hey slow down you don't want to make yourself pass out
Longarms 🇺🇸: *holding onto Hazel for dear life as they carefully walk to the bathroom*
Hazelnut 💗: here we are Alex, sit down by the toilet
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤮🤮🤮
Hazelnut 💗: *rubs Alexander's back*
ArrogantTwat 🌝: *rushes into the bathroom* move I need to puke
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤮🤮🤮
ArrogantTwat 🌝: oh great. Ma I'm puking in your toilet.
ArrogantTwat 🌝: *rushes out*
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Hazelnut 💗 and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 are chatting privately.
Hazelnut 💗: come to George's ASAP
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: why
Hazelnut 💗: hang over
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh shit
Hazelnut 💗: please help me I don't want to have to look after 2 babies
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: brt
Hazelnut 💗: you're a lifesaver
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Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat
FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.