Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈 and MrArcady 🧳 are chatting privately.

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: what case was Hazel refusing to talk about

MrArcady 🧳: are you that thick

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I am not thick, I got 10 9's in my GCSEs

MrArcady 🧳: so did I you twat

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: oh yeah. What case was it?

MrArcady 🧳: you really don't know what case Hazel would be reluctant to talk about

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: no

MrArcady 🧳: let me refresh your memory...gee I dunno maybe it was the case that took place in Hong Kong

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: shit

MrArcady 🧳: yes you are shit

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I'm so stupid

MrArcady 🧳: I've been telling you that for years

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: 😒

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Uncle Felix, did you know Hazel was certain it was you who killed Me Curtis

MrArcady 🧳: uh oh

Uncle Felix 😎: really?

MrsArcady ❤️: ...yeah

Bertie 🌍: 🍿🍿🍿

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Felix...

Uncle Felix 😎: I am honoured

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: WHAT?

Bertie 🌍: 😱😱😱

Uncle Felix 😎: well Hazel is a very smart young lady and she must have had a good reason to suspect me

MrArcady 🧳: very true

Aunt Lucy 🔍: what made you sure it was Felix Hazel?

MrsArcady ❤️: well you have a mysterious persona that causes everyone to be curious about you

Uncle Felix 😎: I do try

Bertie 🌍: 🙄🙄🙄

MrsArcady ❤️: there were many rumours about you at Deepdean, so many you didn't know what to believe

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that's true

Aunt Lucy 🔍: oooo I want to hear some of these

MrsArcady ❤️: you probably don't

MrArcady 🧳: lmao

Bertie 🌍: 😶😶😶

Uncle Felix 😎: continue Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: well you had the opportunity for the first crime - you were around the tea table with everyone and none of us had seen you in the afternoon so you could have easily picked up some of the Arsenic.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that's true

MrsArcady ❤️: you also had a motive - revenge

Bertie 🌍: 🤨🤨🤨

MrArcady 🧳: I think  you need to explain it so Bertie's little brain can understand it

Bertie 🌍: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻