Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: HAZELLLLL

MrsArcady ❤️: Hey Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *hugs Hazel*

MrsArcady ❤️: good to see you too

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *let's go and stares at Alexander* ugh you're here

MrArcady 🧳: hello to you too twat head

ArrogantTwat 🌝: I thought that was me. Hey Hazel, hey Alex

MrArcady 🧳: true

MrsArcady ❤️: Hello George

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hey, how was the honeymoon?

MrsArcady ❤️: it was great thanks

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel, Alexander welcome back

Bertie 🌍: ah my favourite siblings how nice to see you

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm offended

Bertie 🌍: good

Harold 💫: hello you two

Aunt Lucy 🔍: hello Hazel dear, hello Alexander

MrsArcady ❤️: hello everyone

MrArcady 🧳: hey y'all

Uncle Felix 😎: let's go inside them we can bear all about your trip

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm not sure you want to uncle

ArrogantTwat 🌝: she has a point

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *brushes her hair out of her face*

MrsArcady ❤️: NO WAY

Bertie 🌍: what

MrsArcady ❤️: *stares at George and Lavina*

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hazel how on earth...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *whispers to George however everyone heard* holy shit she's good

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I there is information I do not know

Harold 💫: spill the fucking tea ☕☕☕

MrArcady 🧳: So that's where George gets it from

MrsArcady ❤️: 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: Hazel what did you discover

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hazel zip it 🤐

MrsArcady ❤️: alright chill your tits I wasn't going to say anything

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what's going on

ArrogantTwat 🌝: nothing, mind your business

Aunt Lucy 🔍: come on inside everyone

*They all walk inside*

Uncle Felix 😎: so Hazel, Alexander what did you do on your Honeymoon

MrArcady 🧳: we went to the beach every day, we went to the Eden project, we went on walks in the countryside

Aunt Lucy 🔍: sounds lovely

Bertie 🌍: yes it sounds amazing

MrsArcady ❤️: we were so lucky, the weather was amazing

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: so basically you had sex at every possible occasion