Chatting in real life.
Mei ⚔️: HAZELLLL
Hazelnut 💗: Hello Mei, hello Rose
Rose 📚: hello hazel
Uncle Felix 😎: Hello girls, hello Jun
Jun 🌸: hello Felix, thanks for letting Hazel look after the girls.
Uncle Felix 😎: it's not a problem
Longarms 🇺🇸: hello Jun, hello Rose, hello Mei
Jun 🌸: hello Alexander, how are you?
Longarms 🇺🇸: I am good thanks, how are you Jun
Jun 🌸: I'm good thanks
Rose 📚: hello Alexander
Mei ⚔️: *gasp* it's Longarms
Hazelnut 💗: Daisy told you to call him that didn't she?
Mei ⚔️: ...no
Jun 🌸: well I had better go, thank you Hazel, thanks Felix
Hazelnut 💗: it's not a problem Ah Mah
Uncle Felix 😎: no worries Jun
*Jun leaves and Felix shuts the door*
Hazelnut 💗: so you two, what do you want to do?
Rose 📚: can I read please Ying Ying.
Hazelnut 💗: of course you can Ling Ling, do you have your own book?
Rose 📚: yes I do, thanks Hazel.
Hazelnut 💗: no worries Rose
Mei ⚔️: Mr Detective can you tell me a story
Uncle Felix 😎: me?
Mei ⚔️: yes you, could you tell me a story about one of the cases you have solved?
Uncle Felix 😎: alright let's go and sit down
Uncle Felix 😎: *sits on the sofa*
Mei ⚔️: *sits on uncle Felix's lap*
Hazelnut 💗: Mei...
Uncle Felix 😎: it's alright Hazel
Uncle Felix 😎: so Mei let me tell you about the case of the missing treasure.
Mei ⚔️: ooooo that sounds good Mr detective
Uncle Felix 😎: call me uncle Felix
Mei ⚔️: ok 😃
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Hazelnut 💗 and Aunt Lucy 🔍 are chatting privately.
Hazelnut 💗: I'm currently babysitting my sisters and it appears Mei loves Uncle Felix
Aunt Lucy 🔍: what gives you that impression
Hazelnut 💗:
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Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat
FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.