Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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*the next day*

Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Idiot 🥸: I think you girls should perform in a musical. You could all be the 6 leading characters.

Longarms 🇺🇸: that's a great idea.

Hazelnut 💗: omg that would be fun

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yess it would be great

Little sprout 🌱: sure that would be fun

AminaEM 💍: I'm in

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no way in hell

Idiot 🥸: come on Lav it would be fun

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Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 and Idiot 🥸 are chatting privately.

Idiot 🥸: if you do it I'll have sex with you every day for a week.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: two weeks?

Idiot 🥸: done

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'll do it

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Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: alright I'll do it

Hazelnut 💗: yayy

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what musical should we do?

AminaEM 💍: what about six?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg that's perfect

Little sprout 🌱: oooo I love that musical

Hazelnut 💗: has everyone seen it?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I have

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I have

Little sprout 🌱: yep I've seen it

AminaEM 💍: yes

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yas

Hazelnut 💗: good I have aswell

Longarms 🇺🇸: I've seen it

Idiot 🥸: same

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I think we should have someone elect the parts.

Little sprout 🌱: what about Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: Me?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good idea

AminaEM 💍: yes Hazel would be great.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I couldn't care less

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so it's agreed Hazel you choose who is which queen.

Hazelnut 💗: Ok. I would like to be Catherine of Aragon

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ok

Longarms 🇺🇸: you'd be a great Catherine.

Hazelnut 💗: I think Daisy you should be Anne Boleyn.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: makes sense

Hazelnut 💗: Beanie, you should be Jane Seymour

Little sprout 🌱: ooooh I like her, thanks Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: Lavinia I think you would be an amazing Anna of Cleves

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ok

Hazelnut 💗: Kitty you should be Katherine Howard

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: YESSS I LOVE HER