Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Little sprout 🌱 and Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷 are chatting privately.

Little sprout 🌱: Hazel asked me to be a bridesmaid!

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: really?

Little sprout 🌱: yes, I'm so excited I've never been a bridesmaid before. In fact I've never been to a wedding before.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: you'll be a brilliant bridesmaid. Weddings are magical days.

Little sprout 🌱: Did Hazel ask you to be a bridesmaid?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yes she did

Little sprout 🌱: yayyy we could walk down the aisle together

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Beans have you ever thought about getting married?

Little sprout 🌱: yes I have, have you

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: all the time

Little sprout 🌱: why?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I was just curious, since it is all beginning to feel so real, I know they are young but Hazel and Alexander are getting married and it makes me think about getting married in the future.

Little sprout 🌱: ah makes sense

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I love you Beanie ❤️

Little sprout 🌱: I love you too Kitty ❤️

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Idiot 🥸 and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 are chatting privately.

Idiot 🥸: Hey Lav how are you doing?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm good thanks, a little shocked.

Idiot 🥸: why?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel asked me to be one of her bridesmaids

Idiot 🥸: that was really nice of her

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes it was, I'm just shocked that she asked me

Idiot 🥸: well you are one of her best friends

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: really?

Idiot 🥸: yes

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I am touched

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: how are you George ❤️

Idiot 🥸: in shock, Alex asked me to be his best man.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: and that's shocking because...

Idiot 🥸: it was unexpected

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Babe I hate to break it to you but it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Idiot 🥸: oh

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄🤣

Idiot 🥸: anyway, I love you babe ❤️

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I love you too ❤️

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and Idiot 🥸 are chatting privately.

Idiot 🥸: I'm assuming Hazel chose you as heraid of honour

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yea, why?

Idiot 🥸: as Alex just asked me if I wanted to be his best man

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh the irony

Idiot 🥸: what

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you're the best at nothing and you're barely a man