Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.
Little sprout 🌱: which one of you dumb fuckers ate my yoghurt
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: your mum
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: hahahs
MrsArcady ❤️: wow George managed to spell something sort of correct. I could actually understand what that said
MrArcady 🧳: me too, you're right Haz it's so shocking
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: fick yoi
Harold 💫: Brother that is Lavinia's job
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hell yeah it is 😏😏😏
Little sprout 🌱: are you all dumb?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yes, well most of us
Little sprout 🌱: which one of you dumb fuckers ate my yoghurt
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *eating Beanie's yoghurt* whoever did that must be a real arsehole
Little sprout 🌱: yes so who did it
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: it wasn't me
MrsArcady ❤️: Beanie who could have had the opportunity to steal your yoghurt
Little sprout 🌱: Lavinia, Amina and Kitty
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *still eating Beanie's yoghurt* wow I wonder it could have been
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Lavinia what are you eating?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: your mum
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: well it wasn't me
Little sprout 🌱: ok Kitty is ruled out
AminaEM 💍: I don't like yoghurt so why would I steal it
MrArcady 🧳: good point
Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: bexsuse u mughtvw wanterd tu pinnosh bramie
MrsArcady ❤️: Harold, we require your translation services
Harold 💫: he said because you might've wanted to punish Beanie
AminaEM 💍: why would I do that
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you wouldn't
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: how do we know you aren't lying about your dislike of yoghurt
AminaEM 💍: when have you ever seen me eat yoghurt
Bertie 🌍: good point
MrArcady 🧳: Lavinia why did you eat Beanie's yoghurt
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Because I'm a bitch and I felt like it
MrsArcady ❤️: that is the most Lavinia response ever
Harold 💫: true
Little sprout 🌱: ok I'm not mad at Lavinia because she terrifies me
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: good
Little sprout 🌱: but if you ever steal my food again I will shove my foot up your arse
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: go Beanie
Little sprout 🌱: 😁
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I could not care less
Little sprout 🌱: I'd begin to care if I were you, do you want me to set Hazel on you?
MrsArcady ❤️: I am an innocent bystander don't drag me into this
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Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat
FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.
