Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life.

Longarms 🇺🇸: *knocks on the door*

Harold 💫: *opens the door*

Bertie 🌍: what do YOU want. Here to make Hazel burst into tears again?

Rose 📚: *walks over to Alexander*

Rose 📚: Harold could you lift me up please?

Bertie 🌍: *starts recording*

Harold 💫: *is a bit confused but lifts her up*

Rose 📚: *slaps Alexander around the face*

Longarms 🇺🇸: owch that hurt

Rose 📚: good. That's what you get for upsetting my big sister.

Bertie 🌍: I love you Rose

Uncle Felix 😎: Alexander you deserved it

Longarms 🇺🇸: I know, can I please speak to Hazel

Uncle Felix 😎: just remember I happen to have a taser in my office.

Bertie 🌍: and there are several large knifes in the kitchen

Harold 💫: and I can punch very hard

Rose 📚: and I could easily kick or punch you in the balls so if you want kids I'd be careful. 😁

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'll be good 😳

Bertie 🌍: hmmmm, good thing George is in with Hazel otherwise he'd have punched you very hard

Longarms 🇺🇸: please can I talk to Hazel.

Uncle Felix 😎: very well

Longarms 🇺🇸: *walks into Hazel's room*

Hazelnut 💗: *sobbing heavily*

Idiot 🥸: *walks over to Alexander and punches him in the face*

Hazelnut 💗: *sniff* George *sniff* he *sniff* didn't *sniff* deserve *sniff* that

Idiot 🥸: yes he did

Hazelnut 💗: no he didn't, besides it was my fault.

Longarms 🇺🇸: it wasn't, you didn't tell me for a reason and I should have realised that you know best. I was being rather hypocritical. I'm so so sorry Hazel.

Hazelnut 💗: s'alright just don't do it again

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel I was never thinking of ending the relationship, I don't know why you would think that.

Hazelnut 💗: overthinking.

Longarms 🇺🇸: is it true...were you considering y'no...

Hazelnut 💗: yeah.

Longarms 🇺🇸: *begins to cry*

Idiot 🥸: I'm going to leave.

Idiot 🥸: *leaves the room*

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel...no...you can't

Hazelnut 💗:  how much did George tell you?

Longarms 🇺🇸: *sniff* he said that you said that if I had ended things with you you would have...

Hazelnut 💗: yes. This next thing is just something I kept private from everyone. You see after Daisy 'died' it fucked me up. I was so bad, I wanted to be gone. I went to therapy. I felt like I had nothing to live for anymore. Except for one thing. I had you. You were there for me. If we had broken up. It would have killed me, quite literally. No amount of therapy could heal that pain.