Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Well everyone it is my pleasure

ArrogantTwat 🌝: OUR pleasure

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: fine, our pleasure to announce the last dance of the night

ArrogantTwat 🌝: we invite everyone to join the bride and Groom on the dance floor

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: To sing and dance to the music

ArrogantTwat 🌝: enjoy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Uncle Felix, you'll love this you big old swifty

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Hit it Hettie

Hettie 💃🏻: *turns on the music*

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standin' there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello"
Little did I know

Uncle Felix 😎: WOOO TAYLOR SWIFT

Aunt Lucy 🔍: 🤦🏻‍♀️

That you were Romeo, you were throwin' pebbles
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
And I was cryin' on the staircase
Beggin' you, "Please don't go, " and I said

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *Dancing with George*

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"

Little sprout 🌱: woooo

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet, 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while, oh oh

Countess 🇷🇺: this is a good song

Uncle Felix 😎: yess we have acquired another Swiftie

Aunt Lucy 🔍: oh my god 🤦🏻‍♀️

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
But you were everything to me
I was beggin' you, "Please don't go, " and I said

Bertie 🌍: what a good last dance song

Harold 💫: yep

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
Romeo, save me, they're tryna tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
Oh, oh

Hazelnut 💗: I got tired of waiting
Wonderin' if you were ever comin' around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Longarms 🇺🇸: *spins Hazel*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: This sums up Hazel and Alexander very well

Everyone: *shouting* Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said, "Marry me, Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you