Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Uncle Felix 😎: Good Morning girls ☀️

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: go die

Bertie 🌍: How drunk did you get

Hazelnut 💗: mornin'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: we got fucked

Uncle Felix 😎: Fucked as in drunk or fucked as in 🍒🍑🥜🍆😻

Aunt Lucy 🔍: FELIX 😳

Aunt Lucy 🔍: But seriously what's the answer

Hazelnut 💗: I am struggling to comprehend things brb I need to take drugs

Bertie 🌍: lol

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I could moan at you so much if my head wasn't pounding 😡

Uncle Felix 😎: ooooh scary

Hazelnut 💗: the title of your sex tape

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: HAZEL WONG 😡

Hazelnut 💗: wow I'm so scared

Bertie 🌍: Hazel I love you

Aunt Lucy 🔍: 🤣🤣🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate all of you

Bertie 🌍: awwww go cry to Amina

Uncle Felix 😎: Well what's the answer to my question

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: knowing Hazel, she and Alexander probably had sex in a bathroom

Hazelnut 💗: DAISY WELLS 😡

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh shit

Bertie 🌍: Hazel you are are scary

Hazelnut 💗: thank you brother dearest

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Bertie just fainted

Uncle Felix 😎: twat

Hazelnut 💗: well that was stupid of him

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel high 5

Hazelnut 💗: *walks into the living room from her room and gives Felix a high 5*

Aunt Lucy 🔍: wow Hazel you really got drunk

Hazelnut 💗: oh wow I didn't know, if I did have sex I would have no idea because of how drunk I was.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😂😂😂

Aunt Lucy 🔍: should we wake Bertie?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *pours a glass of water over Bertie* 💦

Bertie 🌍: 🤬🤬🤬

Bertie 🌍: dickhead

Bertie 🌍: who did that

Hazelnut 💗: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

Aunt Lucy 🔍: ...

Uncle Felix 😎: ...

Bertie 🌍: it was Daisy wasn't it

Hazelnut 💗: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

Aunt Lucy 🔍: ...

Uncle Felix 😎: ...

Bertie 🌍: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣

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