Chatting in real life
Hazelnut 💗: Ah Mah, I'd like you to meet Beanie, Kitty, George, Lavinia and Amina.
Harold 💫: hello I'm Harold, Bertie's boyfriend
Jun 🌸: it is a pleasure to meet you all
Idiot 🥸: It is a pleasure to meet you Mrs Wong, I can certainly see where Hazel gets her beauty from
Jun 🌸: well aren't you sweet
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: suck up
Jun 🌸: please call me Jun
Mei ⚔️: George!
Idiot 🥸: hello Mei
Rose 📚: hello everyone
Little sprout 🌱: hi, you must be Rose. My name is Beanie it's nice to meet you.
Rose 📚: Beanie, that's an unusual name, I like it though it suits you.
Little sprout 🌱: awww thank you. It's not my real name, just a nickname. My real name is Rebecca.
Rose 📚: it's a pretty name.
Uncle Felix 😎: let's go inside
*They all walk in*
Aunt Lucy 🔍: hello table for 15 please under the name Mountfitchet
Waiter: follow me
*The crowd follows the lady to their table then they all sit down*
Waiter: can I get you all some drinks
Uncle Felix 😎: yes please I'll have a beer, what does everyone else want?
Aunt Lucy 🔍: water for me please
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: a piña colada for me please
Uncle Felix 😎: 🧐
Bertie 🌍: glass of red wine for me please
Harold 💫: I'll have the same, a glass of red please
Hazelnut 💗: A glass of lemonade please
Longarms 🇺🇸: I'll take a lemonade please
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'll take a diet coke please
Little sprout 🌱: could I have an apple juice please
Idiot 🥸: half a pint of Guinness please
Harold 💫: 🧐
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'll have a water please
Jun 🌸: a glass of white wine and two cups of green tea please.
AminaEM 💍: and I'll have a pepsi Max please.
Waiter: I shall be back shortly.
Uncle Felix 😎: Daisy...😠
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I love you Uncle Felix
Harold 💫: George...😠
Idiot 🥸: I love you brother
Longarms 🇺🇸: *whispers to Hazel* I think they're dead
Hazelnut 💗: most definitely
Aunt Lucy 🔍: So Jun what do you like to do in your free time?
Jun 🌸: I am quite fond of playing the piano and reading.
Aunt Lucy 🔍: I love to read
Jun 🌸: reading is a window into the imagination
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wise words
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Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat
FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.