Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and Uncle Felix 😎 are chatting privately.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm going on a date with Amina don't message me.

Uncle Felix 😎: you aren't going to ask?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no

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Longarms 🇺🇸 and Hazelnut 💗 are chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel do you want to go in a walk?

Hazelnut 💗: it's raining...

Longarms 🇺🇸: and

Hazelnut 💗: fuck it let's go

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Aunt Lucy 🔍 and Hazelnut 💗 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: can I go out with Alex

Aunt Lucy 🔍: of course, be sensible

Hazelnut 💗: I'm always sensible 😇

Aunt Lucy 🔍: 🧐

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Chatting in real life

Hazelnut 💗: Alex are you not going to wear a coat, it's pouring down.

Longarms 🇺🇸: nahh

Hazelnut 💗: you are a child

Longarms 🇺🇸: a child who is in love

Hazelnut 💗: I am so glad I met you on the Orient Express that day

Longarms 🇺🇸: Me too Haz, me too ❤️

Hazelnut 💗: dance with me?

Longarms 🇺🇸: happily

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Uncle Felix 😎: Lucy did you let Hazel go out with Alexander?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: yes, why

Uncle Felix 😎: oh I just saw something very cute out of the car window

Bertie 🌍: what did you see, did you get a picture?

Uncle Felix 😎: