Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life

MrsArcady ❤: can you believe it, we are godparents 

MrArcady 🧳: I can't believe it

MrsArcady ❤: you'll be an amazing godfather 

MrArcady 🧳: you'll be an even better godmother

MrsArcady ❤: not true

MrArcady 🧳: Hazel you were born with natural mothering instincts. You will be a great godmother and a great mother, i know it

MrsArcady ❤: *rests bee head on Alexander's chest* you think?

MrArcady 🧳: I dont think, I know 

MrsArcady ❤: You'll be an amazing godfather and an even better father

MrArcady 🧳: you think?

MrsArcady ❤: I don't think, I know 

MrArcady 🧳: *chuckles*

MrsArcady ❤: *stands on her tiptoes and kisses Alexander gently*

MrArcady 🧳: *leans down so Hazel can stand normally*

MrsArcady ❤: *smiles slightly before kissing Alexander again*

MrArcady 🧳: Did you want to watch something?

MrsArcady ❤: sounds good

MrArcady 🧳: what did you want to watch?

MrsArcady ❤: you pick?

MrArcady 🧳: no my dear I must insist that you pick, ladies first

MrsArcady ❤: you know i hate all that traditional stuff

MrArcady 🧳: oh I know but its fun to do as it annoys you but deep down you secretly love it

MrsArcady ❤: *kisses Alexander*

MrArcady 🧳: *picks her up and walks over to the sofa*

MrsArcady ❤: *pushes him onto the sofa then sits on his lap*

MrArcady 🧳: Well, what did you want to watch Haz?

MrsArcady ❤:  Can we watch friends?

MrArcady 🧳: of course,  sounds good

MrsArcady ❤: *curls up in Alexander's lap* I love you Alex

MrArcady 🧳: I love you too Haz

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Chatting on 'Fucking Idiots'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Aunt Lucy gave birth

Little sprout 🌱: OMGGGGG

AminaEM 💍: Congratulations 

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: is she and the baby ok?

Bertie 🌍: they are both fine, they were asleep when Uncle Felix last messaged

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherjee 🏳️‍🌈: Congratulations 

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: boy or girl?

Harold 💫: thats great news 

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: its a girl

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: awwwwwwwww

AminaEM 💍: ngl, for some reason I had an instinct that it would be a girl 

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: so did Hazel

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherjee 🏳️‍🌈: yeah but thats just because it's Hazel and she always has correct instincts 

Little sprout 🌱: that's true

Harold 💫: talking of Hazel, where is she 

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: probably with that husband of hers

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherjee 🏳️‍🌈: technically he's your brother in law Daisy 

AminaEM 💍: on a scale of 1 to 10 how likely is it that Daisy just fainted 

Bertie 🌍: 10

Harold 💫: yep

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: agreed 

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: definitely a 10

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: bastards

Little sprout 🌱: Daisy, be nice to Alexander 

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you can't tell me what to do

MrArcady 🧳: no but I can 

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherjee 🏳️‍🌈: Alex, there's no 2ay Daisy would listen to you 

Harold 💫: she'd just do the opposite of what you said 

AminaEM 💍: yeah sorry Alexander but she would never listen to you 

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it's Hazel dipshits

MrArcady 🧳: correct Lavinia, 10 points to slytherin 

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Watson, are you on Alexander's phone?

MrArcady 🧳: no I'm on his dishwasher 

Bertie 🌍: lmaooooooo

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

MrArcady 🧳: ask a stupid question, get a stupid and sarcastic answer 

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: my motto

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: haha

MrArcady 🧳: So Daisy,  are you going to be nice to my husband?

AminaEM 💍: this is hilarious 

Harold 💫: agreed 

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherjee 🏳️‍🌈: yep

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'll be nice

MrArcady 🧳: good good

Little sprout 🌱: Why are you on Alexander's phone Hazel?

MrArcady 🧳: Alex asked me to respond to the messages while we were watching friends. I'm not on my phone as its in our room charging 

Bertie 🌍: fair enough 

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what's Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy's daughter called?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Louise Rose Mountfitchet 

AminaEM 💍: that's a beautiful name

Little sprout 🌱: agreed 

Harold 💫: its very pretty

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherjee 🏳️‍🌈: awwwwww cute 

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: its adorable