Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.

AminaEM 💍: you know, because of the amazing tea that Hazel released, we never got to finish the conversation

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: thank you for that tea Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: you're most welcome

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what conversation

AminaEM 💍: what is everyone up to?

Little sprout 🌱: I'm watching a film

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: ooooo what are you watching?

Little sprout 🌱: Titanic

Bertie 🌍: I love titanic

Harold 💫: you love all romance films, you're as bad as George

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: rude

AminaEM 💍: he's not wrong

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: true

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm reading

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: is the world ending 🤯🤯🤯

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: are you reading twilight?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes

Little sprout 🌱: the world is not ending then

MrsArcady ❤️: I'm also reading

MrArcady 🧳: what are you reading

Bertie 🌍: why would you ask that

Harold 💫: Hazel is what you are reading a romance?

MrsArcady ❤️: yes

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: then no one wants to know

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Guys Hazel is with me

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh

Harold 💫: so you are both reading twilight

MrsArcady ❤️: yes

Bertie 🌍: oh...that's ok then

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm annotating my copies and Hazel is re-annotaing her copies

Little sprout 🌱: sounds fun

AminaEM 💍: that does actually

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yeah I should do that with one of my murder books...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that's not a good idea

MrArcady 🧳: definitely not

MrsArcady ❤️: what my husband said

Harold 💫: I am loosely planning Bert and I's wedding

Bertie 🌍: I'm helping

Harold 💫: if you call getting distracted by every small thing every 10 seconds helping

Bertie 🌍: I do

Harold 💫: then yes you are helping

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I wanna helppp

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is that supposed to convince me that you are not gay?

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I'm being a good brother

MrsArcady ❤️: George you help your brother and I'll help Lav

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thanks girl

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: thank you Hazel, you are very kind.