Chatting in real life
Doctor: Congratulations, it's a girl
Felix 😎: oh my goodness *starts crying*
Lucy 🔍: Don't cry now Felix, you're a father
Felix 😎: I'm so proud of you my love, you'll be a great mother
Lucy 🔍: and you'll be a great father handsome
Felix 😎: *gently kisses Lucy on the lips* how are you feeling?
Lucy 🔍: like I just pushed a baby out of me
Felix 😎: Do you want to meet our daughter?
Lucy 🔍: I couldn't think of anything I'm more looking forward to doing
Doctor: here you are, I'll leave you two alone for now *hands Lucy her daughter*
Felix 😎: she's so tiny and perfect
Lucy 🔍: she's beautiful
Felix 😎: she gets it from her mother
Lucy 🔍: always a charmer my dear
Felix 😎: she has your face
Lucy 🔍: but your beautiful blue eyes
Felix 😎: her hair is slightly mousey brown like yours
Lucy 🔍: our daughter is perfect and the prettiest girl to exist
Felix 😎: I shall have to chase the boys away with a broom
Lucy 🔍: that would be entertaining to watch
Felix 😎: although I think I have to disagree with the statement "prettiest girl to exist"
Lucy 🔍: why?
Felix 😎: even though she's our daughter, no one is prettier than you
Lucy 🔍: such a gentleman
Felix 😎: why thank you darling
Lucy 🔍: Would you like to do the honours and name her?
Felix 😎: Welcome to the world...Louise Rose Mountfitchet
Lucy 🔍: it's a beautiful name
Felix 😎: I'm glad you like it
Lucy 🔍: tell the family that everything has gone well
Felix 😎: I will in a bit, for now I want to hug my wife and daughter
Lucy 🔍: *chuckles then carefully shifts herself over in the bed*
Felix 😎: *lays down next to her and hugs her gently* I love you Lucy Mountfitchet, I love you so much and I'm so proud of you
Lucy 🔍: I love you too Felix *kisses Felix on the lips*
Felix 😎: *kisses her back*
Lucy 🔍: I'm tired
Felix 😎: I'll hold you
Lucy 🔍: *falls asleep in Felix's arms*
Louise🧸: *asleep in Lucy's arms*
Felix 😎: my beautiful girls *kisses both of them on the head*
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Chatting on 'Best People in this fucked up family'
Uncle Felix 😎: I am ecstatic to announce the birth of my daughter Louise Rose Mountfitchet on 23rd of December 2023
MrsArcady ❤: CONGRATULATIONS 🥳🥳🥳
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm gonna be the best cousin/aunt in the world
Bertie 🌍: and I'm going to be the best cousin/uncle
MrArcay 🧳: Congratulations Uncle Felix, Aunt Lucy
MrsArcady ❤: are Aunt Lucy and Louise alright?
Uncle Felix 😎: they are both asleep at the moment but they are both perfectly healthy. Lucy is just very tired.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm not surprised
Bertie 🌍: good to know that they are OK
MrArcay 🧳: I can't wait to meet my goddaughter
MrsArcady ❤: me neither
Uncle Felix 😎: I'm sure she will be very excited to meet her amazing family
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Well I am amazing so I'm not surprised
Bertie 🌍: 🤨🤨🤨
MrArcady 🧳: that's debatable
Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel, thank you for helping Lucy through her pregnancy. You will be a great mother one day and I am grateful for you and I am glad that you are my daughters godmother
MrsArcady ❤: it's my pleasure 😊
MrArcady 🧳: she certainly will make a good mother
MrsArcady ❤: 🥰
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