Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazel 💞 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately

Hazel 💞: Hey Alex are you nearly at the bridge?

Longarms 🇺🇸: almost, just looking for you

Hazel 💞: I see you, I see you 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Longarms 🇺🇸: you are harder to spot as you are small 🤏🏻

Hazel 💞: 😒

Longarms 🇺🇸: found you little moon 🌙

Hazel 💞: Little moon?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes Haz you are now little moon.

Hazel 💞: 🥰🥰🥰

Longarms 🇺🇸: w-what d-did you want to talk about?

Hazel 💞: I just wanted to say this and I'd rather say it in person despite the face that I can't talk around you since you make me nervous 😬

Longarms 🇺🇸: Aww you don't have to be nervous around me

Hazel 💞: anyway I just wanted to say this: Alexander, I may not understand why you did what you did or how you decided it was a good idea but I can forgive you. You hurt me a lot but at this point I don't care because at least I now know you like me and I like you too. You are forgiven. ❤️‍🩹

Longarms 🇺🇸: Thank you Haz ❤️‍🔥

Hazel 💞: Now I can FINALLY do something 😏

Longarms 🇺🇸: what...

Hazel 💞: follow me and I'll show you

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On the Halexander chat:

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Guys I need to bleach my eyes

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: help me

Idiot 🥸: what is it Daisy?

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: ooo is there a tea incoming?

Little sprout 🌱: what's going on?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: don't know, don't care

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel and Alexander were making out

Little sprout 🌱: awww

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: *spits out tea* 🤯🤯🤯

Idiot 🥸: Jesus Christ, took them long enough

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: so who won the bet?

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: I believe the closest so far is you Lavinia

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sweet

Idiot 🥸: if they don't tell us by the end of the week, Lavinia wins the bet

Little sprout 🌱: that sounds fair, if not who wins?

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Daisy I think

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm scared, straight people kissing are weird

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: did you never see your parents kiss when you were growing up

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I did, that's why I think it's weird. My parents love turned me away from being heterosexual so instead I am homosexual.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no need to go all gay

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yass queen 💅🏻

Idiot 🥸: Daisy are you high?

Little sprout 🌱: come on George, we're at school Daisy wouldn't -

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yeah I'm most definitely high

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Daisy give me some of your weed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ✨ n o ✨

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: 😂😂😂

Idiot 🥸: we've moved away from the topic of Hazel and Alexander

Little sprout 🌱: yes let's talk about something that wouldn't get you thrown in jail

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: so who do you reckon initiated the kiss?

Idiot 🥸: Hazel

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: wouldn't Hazel need a step ladder to kiss Alexander? I'm saying he kissed her

Little sprout 🌱: I think they kissed eachother at the same time

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: It was definitely Hazel

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Back with Halexander

Hazel 💞: that was nice

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes it was, I'm sorry you had to wait so long

Hazel 💞: oh well, it kind of made it even more special.

Longarms 🇺🇸: shall we tell the others?

Hazel 💞: no, they are detectives and I want to see how long it takes for them to figure it out 😆

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😂😂😂

Hazel 💞: *kisses Alexander again, this time slightly harder* ❤️‍🔥

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😳😏❤️‍🔥