Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Idiot 🥸: has anyone seen Alexander?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: no, didn't he go home with you?

Idiot 🥸: well given the fact that I'm asking where he is you could probably assume that he isn't with me.

AminaEM 💍: I haven't seen him

Little sprout 🌱: neither

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: why would he not go back with you George?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Well George and I had sex last night so...

Idiot 🥸: Lavinia that was supposed to be a secret

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: why, you were amazing

Idiot 🥸: 😳😳😳

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: shocking, George is embarrassed by something.

Idiot 🥸: um...I just don't want my parents finding out.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣

Idiot 🥸: yeah yeah laugh but you won't be laughing when your Uncle finds out about you and Amina

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: he already knows 🤣🤣🤣

AminaEM 💍: WHAT

AminaEM 💍: SHIT

AminaEM 💍: OMG

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Daisy you broke Amina

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Amina don't worry he didn't care

Little sprout 🌱: We've gone off topic, where's Alexander?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: probably having sex with Hazel

Idiot 🥸: oh yeah where is Hazel?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖:

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: omg they are adorable 😍

Little sprout 🌱: awww

Idiot 🥸: that is true love

AminaEM 💍: best straight couple

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Hazelnut 💗 and Mr Wong are chatting privately.

Mr Wong: Hazel if you don't invite me to your wedding I shall no longer pay for you to go to Deepdeen. Jie Jie will be very disappointed in you.

Hazelnut 💗: why should I care about what Wong Min Su has to say?

Mr Wong: because she is your mother.

Hazelnut 💗: how dare you. Have you forgotten that my mother goes by the name Jun Wong.